Signs It’s Snowing Too Damn Much

The list for February 11, 2013

NOTE FROM CHRIS:

A massive blizzard named “Winter Storm Nemo”
dumped as much as 3 feet of snow in parts
of the Northeast U.S. over the weekend.

The Top 16 Signs It’s Snowing Too Damn Much

You lost your Chihuahua last night, your Beagle this morning, your Golden Retriever two hours ago, and your Great Dane hasn’t been seen in the last 20 minutes.
You begin referring to your pets and children as "emergency rations."
Hungover Charlie Sheen wakes up, takes one look out the window, and declares bankruptcy.
Mitt Romney seemingly vanishes in all that whiteness.
Your musical choices lately are pretty much limited to Coldplay, Snow Patrol and Edgar and Johnny Winter.
Neighborhood kids built a snow fort. A 3BR/2BA snow fort with a 2-car garage.
Jimmy Carter is called in to negotiate a cease-fire as your local snow ball fight enters its fifth straight day.
More flakes than a Tea Party rally.
Nobody could even tell if the annual Klan parade actually took place.
Al Gore attempts to clear his driveway by burning used tires.
Forget the mail carriers — even the Jehovah’s Witnesses and the Mormons have stopped coming to your door.
The street you live on now boasts a Black Diamond rating.
Your kids’ snow man and snow woman have more kids than the Duggars.
Shaun White and his posse rule the lawless streets.
You haven’t shoveled this much white stuff since your weekend with Motley Crue.

And the Number 1 Sign It’s Snowing Too Damn Much…

The latest module to the International Space Station is delivered using only a pair of snow shoes and a long stick.

CREDITS

Selected from 79 submissions from 28 contributors.

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