Signs an Animal Is Being Fed Weed (Part II)

The list for May 28, 2013
NOTE FROM CHRIS:
William von Schneidau, a Seattle butcher,
gives a whole new meaning to “potbelly pig.”
Now that marijuana is legal in Washington state,
von Schneidau is feeding pot refuse to the
pigs he turns into prosciutto for sale at his
butcher shop in the famous Pike Place Market.
The Top 14 Signs an Animal Is Being Fed Weed
(Part II)

  1. Fluffy’s nap time increases from 22 to 23 hours a day.

  2. Polly won’t stop saying, "Dude!" And you never taught her to say, "dude."

  3. When your dog sniffs the neighbor dog’s butt he gets a contact high.

  4. Tweety never complained about "too many seeds" before now.

  5. Look again: Those laughing hyenas are actually lions.

  6. The dog has built his own bong out of an automatic feeding dish, his favorite squeak toy and some shredded tennis balls.

  7. Four and 20 blackbirds show up at your door, asking where the pie crust is.

  8. Even PETA chicks want a hit of your pork chop.

  9. All other cattle are spooked upon entering the slaughterhouse, while yours is mooing on and on about double rainbows.

  10. The pitbull you thought was attacking you just wanted a hug.

  11. Your neon tetra seems a bit more surprised then usual every time she sees the little plastic castle.

  12. You threw a stick, he came back with a hackey sack.

  13. Your pet pig got the munchies so bad, he sliced off and fried up his own ass.
And the Number 1 Sign an Animal Is Being Fed Weed…

  1. The wolverine is now in the petting zoo.
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CREDITS
Selected from 85 submissions from 32 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:

  • Roy Skogstrom, Pepeekeo, HI — 1 (9th #1)
  • Adela Branson, Soda Springs, ID — 2, 8
  • Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 3
  • Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY — 4, 9
  • Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI — 5
  • David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA — 6
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 7
  • Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 9, 12
  • Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA — 10
  • Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA — 11
  • Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX — 13
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ — 14
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT — Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Olympia, WA — List owner/editor
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