The list for May 24, 2013
NOTE FROM CHRIS:
William von Schneidau, a Seattle butcher,
gives a whole new meaning to “potbelly pig.”
Now that marijuana is legal in Washington state,
von Schneidau is feeding pot refuse to the
pigs he turns into prosciutto for sale at his
butcher shop in the famous Pike Place Market.
gives a whole new meaning to “potbelly pig.”
Now that marijuana is legal in Washington state,
von Schneidau is feeding pot refuse to the
pigs he turns into prosciutto for sale at his
butcher shop in the famous Pike Place Market.
The Top 14 Signs an Animal Is Being Fed Weed
(Part I)
(Part I)
- Barks for 17 straight hours at a picture of Spongebob SquarePants.
- The steer promises to report to the slaughterhouse "right after Burning Man."
- "Cock-a-doodle-DUUUUUUUDE!"
- People in Pamplona must run with open Doritos bags if they expect the bulls to follow.
- That snail is so slow, he appears to be moonwalking.
- Even though he is a goldfish, he just polished off two boxes of Goldfish.
- The cat is alternately aloof then neurotic and jumps at the slightest sound. No, wait —- that’s just him being a typical f%$king cat.
- Runs her Kentucky Derby lap in a tad over 15 minutes.
- Rex still like to ride in the pickup, but now he slinks real low whenever a police car passes by.
- The hamster just sort of lies there and spins the wheel like Vanna White.
- The fish are not only staring while silently opening and closing their mouths, they’re also drooling.
- Man, that one honey badger REALLY doesn’t seem to give a shit.
- Kitty refuses to play with the laser pointer unless you put on some Floyd.
And the Number 1 Sign an Animal Is Being Fed Weed…
- Nobody complains now when Rover farts.
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CREDITS
Selected from 85 submissions from 32 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 1 (7th #1)
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 2
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 3
- Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 4
- Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY — 5
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA — 6, 10
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ — 7
- Jeremy Shelley, Possum Trot, KY — 8
- Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI — 9
- Kevin Dopart, Washington, DC — 11
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — 12
- Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 13
- Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 14
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT — Banner Tag
- Chris White, Olympia, WA — List owner/editor
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