The list for April 18, 1997
The Top 15 Side-Effects
of the Female Orgasm Pill
of the Female Orgasm Pill
- Forget your anniversary? No problem. Forget to stop at the pharmacy? Kiss your sorry ass good-bye.
- More huge smiles & dazed looks than at a Moonie mass wedding.
- Entire male population puts on their Nikes, knits a purple shroud, and sits down for a nice lunch of applesauce and vodka.
- Spiking the punch *really* shakes things up at the Senior Prom.
- The President finds he has much more time to deny allegations.
- Sen. Orrin Hatch withdraws Constitutional Amendment to ban pill after a good ass-kicking from Mrs. Hatch.
- Undertakers working overtime to wipe those smiles off.
- Severe sales slump forces the Energizer Bunny to look for work elsewhere.
- Finally, after several decades — a new topic for Country-Western songs!
- The Betty Ford Clinic adds a new wing.
- Due to unexpected flashbacks, housewives everywhere are being banned from the supermarket.
- Porno movie casts pared down to a woman and a glass of water.
- “Hey, handsome — The bartender tells me you’re a pharmacist…”
- “Coming, Mother!” takes on a whole new meaning.
And the Number 1 Side-Effect of the Female Orgasm Pill…
- Janet Reno cracks a smile.
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CREDITS
Selected from 107 submissions from 41 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Doug Johnson, Santa Cruz, CA — 1, 6 (6th #1)
- Mitch Patterson, Atlanta, GA — 1 (5th #1)
- Kermit Woodall, Richmond, VA — 1 (4th #1)
- Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA — 2
- Jonathan Cook, Madison, WI — 3
- Matt Loiselle, Detroit, MI — 4, 11
- Debbie Lander, Las Vegas, NV — 5
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA — 6
- Steve Hurd, San Ramon, CA — 6, 14
- Matt Diamond, Holland, PA — 7
- Matt Alford, Portland, OR — 8
- Paul Seaburn, Houston, TX — 9
- Jeff Downey, Raleigh, NC — 10
- Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA — 12
- Paul Paternoster, Redwood City, CA — 13
- Alexander Clemens, San Francisco, CA — 13
- Caroline Gennity, Virginia Beach, VA — 15
- Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD — Topic
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA — List owner/editor
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