The list for September 18, 1996
The Top 18 Rejected TV Shows
From This Fall’s Lineup

  1. “*C*A*S*H*, starring Anna Nicole Smith”

  2. “Not Bob, Not Newhart, Not Bob Newhart”

  3. “Oh, No, The Joe Piscopo Show!”

  4. “Facts Of Life: Still Gainin’ Weight”

  5. “Magnum, D.U.I.”

  6. “HELP DESK! Real Tech Rescue Stories Starring William Shatner”

  7. “Full House: The Next Generation”

  8. “The Correctol Dana Carvey Acceptable Comedy Hour”

  9. “Suddenly Brooke Thinks She’s Funny”

  10. “Leave It to Beavis”

  11. “Even *More* Unfunny Wayans!”

  12. “Dr. Smith, Frontier Proctologist”

  13. “Richard Jewell’s Unsolved Mysteries”

  14. “Grace On Fire”

  15. “Married with Children, but Caught with $200-per-hour Hooker”

  16. “Ghandi and Lacy”

  17. “Snoop Doggy Howser, M.D.”
And the Number 1 Rejected TV Show From This Fall’s Lineup…

  1. “Caroline In The Crapper”
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CREDITS
Selected from 114 submissions by 39 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:

  • Paul Paternoster, Redwood City, CA — 1 (3rd #1)
  • Doug Johnson, Santa Cruz, CA — 2
  • Patrick New, Chicago, IL — 3
  • Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD — 4
  • Gene/Cynthia Markins-Dieden, New Haven, CT — 5
  • Alexander Clemens, San Francisco, CA — 6
  • LeMel Hebert-Williams, San Fran, CA — 7
  • David W. James, Los Angeles, CA — 8
  • Greg Pettit, Houston, TX — 9
  • Robin Starveling, Dallas, TX — 10
  • Joel McClure, Sterling Heights, MI — 11
  • Lisa Stepaniak, Dearborn, MI — 12
  • Peg Warner, Bangor, ME — 13
  • John Voigt, Chicago, IL — 14
  • Mitch Patterson, Melbourne, FL — 15
  • Meredith Ogden, Ithaca, NY — 16
  • David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO — 17
  • Ed Brooksbank, Sacramento, CA — 18
  • Alan Smithee, Sugar Land, TX — 18
  • Scott S. Madsen, Tucson, AZ — Topic
  • Chris White, NY, NY — Listmeister
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