The list for August 7, 1998
The Top 13 Rejected TV Cowboy Names
- Petticoat Marv
- Heidi Ho: Frontier Flatbacker
- Diarrhea Dan – The Fastest Shot In The West
- "Tin Man" Starr: U.S. Marshall and his sidekick, Clint N. Stain
- "Three-Legged" Dirk
- Three-Fingered, make that "Two-Fingered", well, wait a minute now…. ah, hell — The Leprosy Kid
- Nurturing Smith and His Trusty Sidekick, Cherish
- Gene-DMC, the Rappin’ Cowboy
- Richard Van Deibel, Cowboy Massage Therapist
- Ole’ Dirty Cowpoke
- Bat Masturbationson
- Cowboy Spice
And the Number 1 Rejected TV Cowboy Name…
- "Pedophile Bob" and His Singin’ Pocket O’ Jerky
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CREDITS
Selected from 116 submissions from 41 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA — 1 (17th #1 / Hall of Famer)
- Tim Blankenbaker, Washington, DC — 2
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA– 3
- Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC — 4, 13
- Peter Rogers, Boston, MA — 5
- Spike Jones, Atlanta, GA — 6
- John Treusch, Burlington, NJ– 7
- Patrick Major, Dallas, OR — 8
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA — 9, Topic
- Paul Seaburn, Houston, TX — 10
- Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN — 10
- Mark Weiss, Austin, TX — 10, 12
- Ken Woo, Encinitas, CA — 11
- LeMel Hebert-Williams, S.F., CA — Banner Tag
- Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA — Runner Up List Name
- Chris White, New York, NY — List owner/editor
- Thin Lizzy, London, England– Ambience
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