The list for February 26, 1998
The Top 15 Rejected Top5 List Slogans
- You don’t need Metamucil to get your daily #2!
- Yeah, Einstein, we KNOW there’s more than 5 items.
- A day without Top5 is like a day that’s more productive.
- Laugh, or your grandpa gets it!
- The Internet: It’s not just for porn any more.
- To get an easier cheap thrill on a work day, you’d have to be President.
- Just as many laughs, without that whiny Paul Schaffer.
- Just strip off the credits and forward to friends, you schmucks. Like they’ll REALLY think you wrote it, anyway.
- You don’t have to like it — It’s free!
- Enjoy comedy, but tired of meeting, seeing, or hearing other human beings?
- Cyber Fiber for Your Morning Howl Movement
- It’s the "asked-for" Spam.
- We Ain’t Mathematicians
- Got tofu?
- Pissing Off Girl Scout Troops Since 1997
And the Number 1 Rejected Top5 List Slogan…
- We Put the F.U. in FUN!
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CREDITS
Selected from 119 submissions from 42 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD — 1 (18th #1)
- Natasha Filipovic, New York, NY — 2
- Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 3
- Sue Prifogle, Rushville, IN — 4
- Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY — 4
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 5, 9, 14
- Doug Johnson, Santa Cruz, CA — 6
- Josh Fruhlinger, Oakland, CA — 7, 12
- Gregory Swarthout, Murray, UT — 8
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA — 10
- Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN — 11
- Caroline Gennity, Virginia Beach, VA — 13
- Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY — 15
- Paul Paternoster, Redwood City, CA — 16
- Alexander Clemens, San Francisco, CA — Banner Tag
- Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA — Runner Up list name
- Sam Evans, Charleston, SC — Topic
- Chris White, New York, NY — List owner/moderator
- Pamela Polland, Maui, HI — Ambience
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