The list for April 17, 1997
The Top 16 Rejected Summer Movie Concepts
- “Liar, Liar II: Pants on Fire”
- “Florist Gump”
- “Indiana Jones & the Craftmatic Adjustable Bed of Doom”
- “Space Jam Van Damme” — Jean Claude kicks the crap out of both Michael Jordan and Bugs Bunny.
- “Great Big Boobs and Lots O’ Swearing” — screenplay by Joe Eszterhaus
- “Honey, the Profits are Shrinking”
- Oliver Stone proves the Internet is run by the Russian Mafia in “Amerika OnLine”
- “Double Trouble” — Those wacky Redgrave sisters take on the Israeli army.
- “Missionary Position: Impossible”
- “Field of Dreams II: The Parking Garage”
- “Shyster!” — AFTER the disaster is when things heat up!
- “AnnaNiconda!” — Your grandfather and his wallet will have the life squeezed out of them.
- “To Wong Foo: So Long, and Thanks for Staying in the Lincoln Bedroom, Hillary Clinton”
- “Weekend at Bernie’s, Part III” — Starring River Phoenix
- LAPD Productions presents “Michael Jackson’s Private Parts”
And the Number 1 Rejected Summer Movie Concept…
- “Black Men Can’t Golf”
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CREDITS
Selected from 119 submissions from 41 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO — 1 (4th #1)
- John Voigt, Chicago, IL — 2
- David E. Spiro, Tucson, AZ — 3
- Sterling Smith, Houston, TX — 4, 12
- Paul Paternoster, Redwood City, CA — 5
- R.M. Weiner, Brighton, MA — 5
- Rob Seulowitz, New York, NY — 6
- Phil Doyle, Mercer Island, WA — 7
- Kim Moser, New York, NY — 8
- Jesse Garon, San Francisco, CA — 9
- Paul Seaburn, Houston, TX — 10
- Mitch Patterson, Atlanta, GA — 11
- Alan Smithee, Sugar Land, TX — 11
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 13
- Caroline Gennity, Virginia Beach, VA — 14
- Sam Evans, Charleston, SC — 15
- Blair Bostick, Alexandria, VA — 16
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