Rejected Summer Movie Concepts

The list for April 17, 1997
The Top 16 Rejected Summer Movie Concepts

  1. “Liar, Liar II: Pants on Fire”

  2. “Florist Gump”

  3. “Indiana Jones & the Craftmatic Adjustable Bed of Doom”

  4. “Space Jam Van Damme” — Jean Claude kicks the crap out of both Michael Jordan and Bugs Bunny.

  5. “Great Big Boobs and Lots O’ Swearing” — screenplay by Joe Eszterhaus

  6. “Honey, the Profits are Shrinking”

  7. Oliver Stone proves the Internet is run by the Russian Mafia in “Amerika OnLine”

  8. “Double Trouble” — Those wacky Redgrave sisters take on the Israeli army.

  9. “Missionary Position: Impossible”

  10. “Field of Dreams II: The Parking Garage”

  11. “Shyster!” — AFTER the disaster is when things heat up!

  12. “AnnaNiconda!” — Your grandfather and his wallet will have the life squeezed out of them.

  13. “To Wong Foo: So Long, and Thanks for Staying in the Lincoln Bedroom, Hillary Clinton”

  14. “Weekend at Bernie’s, Part III” — Starring River Phoenix

  15. LAPD Productions presents “Michael Jackson’s Private Parts”
And the Number 1 Rejected Summer Movie Concept…

  1. “Black Men Can’t Golf”
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CREDITS
Selected from 119 submissions from 41 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:

  • David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO — 1 (4th #1)
  • John Voigt, Chicago, IL — 2
  • David E. Spiro, Tucson, AZ — 3
  • Sterling Smith, Houston, TX — 4, 12
  • Paul Paternoster, Redwood City, CA — 5
  • R.M. Weiner, Brighton, MA — 5
  • Rob Seulowitz, New York, NY — 6
  • Phil Doyle, Mercer Island, WA — 7
  • Kim Moser, New York, NY — 8
  • Jesse Garon, San Francisco, CA — 9
  • Paul Seaburn, Houston, TX — 10
  • Mitch Patterson, Atlanta, GA — 11
  • Alan Smithee, Sugar Land, TX — 11
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 13
  • Caroline Gennity, Virginia Beach, VA — 14
  • Sam Evans, Charleston, SC — 15
  • Blair Bostick, Alexandria, VA — 16
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