The list for April 25, 1997
The Top 15 Rejected Slogans
for the Movie “Volcano”
for the Movie “Volcano”
- “You’ve Never Cheered For a Volcano… UNTIL NOW!!!”
- “Ever wonder where all the really stupid geologists live? Wonder no more!”
- “Whoa, like, downtown’s blowin’ chunks, Dude!”
- “Volcano – The biggest thing in L.A. since John Holmes died.”
- “Beats the Crap Out of ‘Dante’s Peak,’ *PLUS* There’s No Pierce Brosnan!”
- “Oozing eruptions, burning flows and gaseous emissions — Imagine what L.A. would be like if we threw in a volcano, too!”
- “Show me the Magma!”
- “The Giants win the pennant! The Giants win the pennant!”
- “L.A. is Flambé!”
- “And the 405 is backed up to the 10 due to a volcanic explosion. Over on the 610 interchange…”
- “120 Minutes of Melting Artificial Breasts!”
- “L.A. BLOWS!”
- “This Time, It’s NOT a Dry Heat!”
- “Earthquake, Schmearthquake”
And the Number 1 Rejected Slogan for the Movie “Volcano”…
- “Beverly Hills, 90210 Degrees”
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CREDITS
Selected from 152 submissions from 52 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Doug Johnson, Santa Cruz, CA — 1 (7th #1)
- Phil Doyle, Mercer Island, WA — 1 (1st #1!)
- Jason Anderson, Birmingham, AL — 2
- R.M. Weiner, Brighton, MA — 3
- Lee Oeth, San Diego, CA — 3
- Brad Schreiber, Los Angeles, CA — 4, 6
- Jeffrey House, Detroit, MI — 5
- Duncan Carling, San Francisco, CA — 5
- Caroline Gennity, Virginia Beach, VA — 7
- Jennifer Hart, Arlington, VA — 7
- Don Horton, Sacramento, CA — 7
- Sue Prifogle, Rushville, IN — 8
- George Olson, Colorado Springs, CO — 9
- Debbie Lander, Las Vegas, NV — 10
- Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA — 11
- Kermit Woodall, Richmond, VA — 12
- Paul Paternoster, Redwood City, CA — 13
- Sam Evans, Charleston, SC — 13
- Sterling Smith, Houston, TX — 14
- Matt Loiselle, Detroit, MI — 15
- David E. Spiro, Tucson, AZ — Runners Up list name
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