Rejected Self Help Books

The list for January 23, 1997
The Top 17 Rejected Self Help Books

  1. “Listening To Pez”

  2. “Toilet Training Your Inner Child”

  3. “The One-Step-Forward, Two-Steps-Back Program for the Chronically Indecisive”

  4. “30 Days to Droopier Breasts”

  5. “Losing Weight Slowly By Eating Less and Exercising”

  6. “Drink Yourself Sober”

  7. “Heart to Huh? Monosyllabic Communication with the Man in Your Life”

  8. “The One-Minute Lover”

  9. “So You’re Going Blind, You Hairy-Palmed MonkeyBoy Baywatch Junkie?!”

  10. “Thank Vishnu for Neurotic White Folks” by Deepak Chopra

  11. “Polygamy – Rediscovering the Ancient Path to Manhood”

  12. “I’m OK, You’re Going to Hell” by Ralph Reed

  13. “Old & Barren: Embracing Your Inner Spinster”

  14. “Think Like A Supermodel!”

  15. “Your Guardian Angel Knows the Winning Horses”

  16. “Abs of Beer”
And the Number 1 Rejected Self Help Book…

  1. “Salt-free Chicken Soup with Some Low-Fat Crackers and a Nice Tofu Salad for the Health-Conscious Soul”
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CREDITS
Selected from 158 submissions from 52 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:

  • Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 1 (4th #1)
  • Bob Mader, Knoxville TN — 2, 6
  • Jesse Garon, San Francisco, CA — 3, Topic (Rookie!)
  • Doug Johnson, Santa Cruz, CA — 4
  • Caroline Gennity, Virginia Beach, VA — 5
  • Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN — 7
  • Debbie Lander, Las Vegas, NV — 8
  • David W. James, Los Angeles, CA — 9
  • Tony Hill, Minneapolis, MN — 10
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 11
  • John Hering, Alexandria, VA — 12
  • Christopher Troise, New York, NY — 13
  • Jennifer Hart, Arlington, VA — 14
  • Marc Cukier, Toronto, Canada — 15
  • Tisha Stacey, St. Paul, MN — 16
  • Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA — 16
  • Rob Winchell, Arlington, MA — 17
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