The list for January 23, 1997
The Top 17 Rejected Self Help Books
- “Listening To Pez”
- “Toilet Training Your Inner Child”
- “The One-Step-Forward, Two-Steps-Back Program for the Chronically Indecisive”
- “30 Days to Droopier Breasts”
- “Losing Weight Slowly By Eating Less and Exercising”
- “Drink Yourself Sober”
- “Heart to Huh? Monosyllabic Communication with the Man in Your Life”
- “The One-Minute Lover”
- “So You’re Going Blind, You Hairy-Palmed MonkeyBoy Baywatch Junkie?!”
- “Thank Vishnu for Neurotic White Folks” by Deepak Chopra
- “Polygamy – Rediscovering the Ancient Path to Manhood”
- “I’m OK, You’re Going to Hell” by Ralph Reed
- “Old & Barren: Embracing Your Inner Spinster”
- “Think Like A Supermodel!”
- “Your Guardian Angel Knows the Winning Horses”
- “Abs of Beer”
And the Number 1 Rejected Self Help Book…
- “Salt-free Chicken Soup with Some Low-Fat Crackers and a Nice Tofu Salad for the Health-Conscious Soul”
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CREDITS
Selected from 158 submissions from 52 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 1 (4th #1)
- Bob Mader, Knoxville TN — 2, 6
- Jesse Garon, San Francisco, CA — 3, Topic (Rookie!)
- Doug Johnson, Santa Cruz, CA — 4
- Caroline Gennity, Virginia Beach, VA — 5
- Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN — 7
- Debbie Lander, Las Vegas, NV — 8
- David W. James, Los Angeles, CA — 9
- Tony Hill, Minneapolis, MN — 10
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 11
- John Hering, Alexandria, VA — 12
- Christopher Troise, New York, NY — 13
- Jennifer Hart, Arlington, VA — 14
- Marc Cukier, Toronto, Canada — 15
- Tisha Stacey, St. Paul, MN — 16
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA — 16
- Rob Winchell, Arlington, MA — 17
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