The list for August 3, 1998
The Top 12 Rejected PETA Slogans
- We Screw Up More Medical Research Before 9am Than Most People Do All Day
- We Have More Overzealous Celebrities than the NRA!
- I’d rather wear nothing, except maybe Versace leather pants.
- "Don’t mistreat animals." Now watch me say that naked.
- Knuckle sandwiches: The only meat *you’ll* be eating, pal.
- One Mink, Two Mink, Red Mink, Blue Mink
- We Got Your McNuggets Right Here!
- A Vegetable Killed Our Pa
- Come For The Animals, STAY For The Supermodels!
- You’re Just Lucky We’re Weak from Malnutrition, Chester!
- Them Lil’ Smokies is Great!
And the Number 1 Rejected PETA Slogan…
- Animals: don’t look at ’em, don’t touch ’em, don’t eat ’em, and for God’s sake, keep ’em the Hell away from your genitalia!
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CREDITS
Selected from 84 submissions from 34 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Jeffrey House, Detroit, MI — 1 (4th #1)
- Stephen Pace, London, England — 2, 10
- Don Swain, Pontiac, MI — 3, 5
- Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC — 4
- Paul Seaburn, Houston, TX — 6
- Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA — 7, Runner Up List Name
- Beth Kohl, Chicago, IL — 8
- Spike Jones, Atlanta, GA — 9
- Michelle Burke, San Francisco, CA — 11
- David W. James, Los Angeles, CA — 11
- Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA — 12
- Michael Wolf, Brookline, MA — Topic
- David Kass, Brooklyn, NY — Banner Tag
- Chris White, New York, NY — List owner/editor
- The Psychedlic Furs, London, England — Ambience
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