Rejected Names for Soap Operas

The list for June 10, 1998
The Top 15 Rejected Names for Soap Operas

  1. My Three Dads

  2. Young Doctors Screwing Like Weasels On Speed

  3. The Bold and the Butt-Ugly

  4. Implausible Place

  5. Days of My Pants

  6. The Many Moods of Martha S.

  7. Touched by a Priest

  8. As the Condom Breaks

  9. San Quentin!

  10. Genital Hospital

  11. Everyone’s Named “Ashley!”

  12. People Who Are Thinner and Prettier Than You, Living in Houses Much Larger and Better Decorated Than Yours, in a Town More Exclusive Than Yours, Though Granted It Has an Unusually High Concentration of Social Problems Per Capita

  13. All Sean Kemp’s Children

  14. As Close As *You’ll* Ever Get To Romantic Intrigue, You Lardass Warthog
And the Number 1 Rejected Names for Soap Opera…

  1. The Young and the Amish
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CREDITS
Selected from 125 submissions from 46 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:

  • Aaron Bloom, Boston, MA — 1 (1st #1!)
  • Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA — 2, RU List Name
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 3, 12
  • Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC — 3
  • Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY — 3
  • Peg Warner, Exeter, NH — 4, 11
  • Matt Chaput, Calgary, Alberta, Canada — 5
  • Alexander Clemens, San Francisco, CA — 6
  • M.J. Finan, Cleveland, OH — 6
  • Kevin Freels, Sun Valley, CA — 6
  • Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC — 6
  • Beth Kohl, Chicago, IL — 7
  • Paul Paternoster, Redwood City, CA — 8, 15
  • Carla Brandon, San Diego, CA — 9
  • Annie Fisher, Philadelphia, PA — 10
  • R.M. Weiner, Somerville, MA — 13
  • Tisha Stacey, Lisle, IL — 14
  • Dave Henry, Slidell, LA — Topic
  • Nathan Hansar, Canberra, Australia — Banner Tag
  • Fleetwood Mac, UK/USA — Ambience
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