The list for April 10, 1998
The Top 16 Rejected Motel 6 Slogans
- We’re working on that smell thing, too.
- Because you deserve better than the backseat of some car.
- As seen on "COPS"
- If We’d Known You Were Staying All Night, We’d Have Changed the Sheets
- Not just for nooners anymore.
- We left off the 9, but you know it’s there.
- You rented the room, now buy the video.
- Sure, you could stay someplace nicer, but then you wouldn’t have money left over for a hooker.
- We’ll leave the Lysol for ya!
- Hey, we’re not the Ritz, but just try banging your secretary there on *your* salary, pal!
- We don’t make the adultery. We make the adultery *better*
- It’s Hookerriffic!
- Official Lodging of the 1998 Florida Marlins
- Blurring the line between stains and avant garde sheet art since 1962!
- Cheap and Easy — Just Like Your Mother
And the Number 1 Rejected Motel 6 Slogan…
- We put the "Ho" in "Motel"
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CREDITS
Selected from 152 submissions from 54 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC — 1, 6 (7th #1)
- Beth Kohl, Chicago, IL — 2
- Caroline Gennity, Virginia Beach, VA — 3, 9
- Don Swain, Pontiac, MI — 4
- Fred Hesby, Portland, OR — 5
- Christopher Troise, New York, NY — 7
- Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA — 8, RU list name
- Don Horton, Sacramento, CA — 10
- Gene Markins-Dieden, New Haven, CT — 11
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 12
- Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD — 13
- John Voigt, Chicago, IL — 14
- Josh Fruhlinger, Oakland, CA — 15
- Greg Pettit, Houston, TX — 15
- Mark Schmidt, Santa Cruz, CA — 16
- Paul Paternoster, Redwood City, CA — Topic
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA — Banner Tag
- Chris White, New York, NY — List owner/editor
- Frank Zappa, Los Angeles, CA — Ambience
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