The list for January 13, 1997
The Top 15 Rejected James Bond Villians
- Dr. No Means No
- Michael Milken (Oops! He’s a rejected *junk* bond villain!)
- Dolefinger
- Snagglepussy — “Exit, stage left!”
- Putcher I. Out
- Chesty McBust
- CarrotTop
- Pussy Gabor
- Dr. No Money Down
- Octogenarianpussy
- PullMyFinger
- The Man With the Swollen Thumb
- Reisa Voirtip
- Mr. Instead-of-Telling-You-All-My-Plans-and-Then- Leaving-You-to-Die-in-Some-Complex-Trap-I’ll- Just-Shoot-You-the-First-Chance-I-Get
And the Number 1 Rejected James Bond Villain…
- Pussy alGore
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CREDITS
Selected from 147 submissions from 50 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- John Hering, Alexandria, VA — 1, 5 (6th #1)
- R.M. Weiner, Brighton, MA — 2
- John Voigt, Chicago, IL — 3
- Yoram Puius, Bronx, NY — 4
- Kate d’Oliveira, Ft. Lauderdale, FL — 5, 11
- Blair Bostick, Alexandria, VA — 5
- Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC — 5
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 5
- Kim Moser, New York, NY — 6
- George Olson, Colorado Springs, CO — 6
- Craig Stacey, St. Paul, MN — 7
- Debbie Lander, Las Vegas, NV — 8
- Greg Pettit, Houston, TX — 9
- Kim Moser, New York, NY — 10
- Tisha Stacey, St. Paul, MN — 12
- Jeff Downey, Raleigh, NC — 13
- Caroline Gennity, Virginia Beach, VA — 14
- Patrick New, Chicago, IL — 15
- Nick Wheeler, England — Topic
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