The list for July 23, 1997
The Top 15 Rejected Guinness
World Record Categories
World Record Categories
- Attending Physician, Most Botched Assisted Suicides
- Most Personal E-mails Posted on Company Time
- Longest Sustained Yeast Infection
- Worst Imitation of Humphrey Bogart
- Grooviest Shag Carpeting
- Most Batter-Dipped, Deep-Fried Gila Monster Tails Consumed in One Sitting
- Yo! World’s Phattest Man!
- Slowest 100-Meter Dash While Hopped Up on Amphetamines
- Greatest Number of Donuts Carried Without Using One’s Hands
- Most Phone Conversations with Dionne Warwick Without a Lotto Win
- Tallest Inhabitable Structure Made Entirely from Rice Crispy Treats
- Servings of Haggis Consumed by a Legally Sane Non-Scotsman
- Most Repetitions of the Phrase "THIS is comedy?" Uttered During a Gallagher Performance
- Worst Pronunciation of "Cunanan"
And the Number 1 Rejected Guinness World Record Category…
- The Fastest Post-Divorce Rebound and Artificial Insemination of a Woman You Hardly Know, In a Hopeless Effort to Convince the World that You are Not a Pedophile
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CREDITS
Selected from 107 submissions from 38 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC — 1 (7th #1)
- Tisha Stacey, Lisle, IL — 2
- Caroline Gennity, Virginia Beach, VA — 3
- Steve Hurd, San Ramon, CA — 4
- David Kass, Brooklyn, NY — 5, 14
- Doug Johnson, Santa Cruz, CA — 6
- Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD — 7
- Alexander Clemens, San Francisco, CA — 8, 15
- Mark Schmidt, Santa Cruz, CA — 9
- Matt Loiselle, Detroit, MI — 10
- Martell Stroup, Reno, NV — 11
- Gene/Cynthia Markins-Dieden, New Haven, CT — 12
- Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA — 13
- Chris White, New York, NY — List owner/editor
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