Rejected Guinness World Record Categories

The list for July 23, 1997
The Top 15 Rejected Guinness
World Record Categories

  1. Attending Physician, Most Botched Assisted Suicides

  2. Most Personal E-mails Posted on Company Time

  3. Longest Sustained Yeast Infection

  4. Worst Imitation of Humphrey Bogart

  5. Grooviest Shag Carpeting

  6. Most Batter-Dipped, Deep-Fried Gila Monster Tails Consumed in One Sitting

  7. Yo! World’s Phattest Man!

  8. Slowest 100-Meter Dash While Hopped Up on Amphetamines

  9. Greatest Number of Donuts Carried Without Using One’s Hands

  10. Most Phone Conversations with Dionne Warwick Without a Lotto Win

  11. Tallest Inhabitable Structure Made Entirely from Rice Crispy Treats

  12. Servings of Haggis Consumed by a Legally Sane Non-Scotsman

  13. Most Repetitions of the Phrase "THIS is comedy?" Uttered During a Gallagher Performance

  14. Worst Pronunciation of "Cunanan"
And the Number 1 Rejected Guinness World Record Category…

  1. The Fastest Post-Divorce Rebound and Artificial Insemination of a Woman You Hardly Know, In a Hopeless Effort to Convince the World that You are Not a Pedophile
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CREDITS
Selected from 107 submissions from 38 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:

  • Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC — 1 (7th #1)
  • Tisha Stacey, Lisle, IL — 2
  • Caroline Gennity, Virginia Beach, VA — 3
  • Steve Hurd, San Ramon, CA — 4
  • David Kass, Brooklyn, NY — 5, 14
  • Doug Johnson, Santa Cruz, CA — 6
  • Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD — 7
  • Alexander Clemens, San Francisco, CA — 8, 15
  • Mark Schmidt, Santa Cruz, CA — 9
  • Matt Loiselle, Detroit, MI — 10
  • Martell Stroup, Reno, NV — 11
  • Gene/Cynthia Markins-Dieden, New Haven, CT — 12
  • Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA — 13
  • Chris White, New York, NY — List owner/editor
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