Rejected Global Disaster Movie Premises

The list for August 19, 1998
The Top 13 Rejected Global
Disaster Movie Premises

  1. "Mitzi the Kitten Goes Postal"

  2. "Armageddon ’98" — A giant chunk of Bill Gates’s wallet breaks loose and threatens to destroy the earth!

  3. "Starring Kevin Costner!"

  4. A gigantic bolt of inter-stellar chintz hurtles toward to earth threatening to drape the entire planet in *last* year’s color.

  5. "Coffee Shortage!"

  6. Mysterious geological forces speed up the Earth’s rotation, flinging everybody off into space — except a group of research scientists in Antarctica, who just get incredibly dizzy.

  7. "Acnephobia" — Where will the next one pop up?!

  8. "Starbuck Wars" — Luke Warmwater uses the Dark Roast to save the galaxy from over-priced espresso

  9. "Flat Grape Fanta!"

  10. "Parmageddon" — Desperate chefs race to prepare a mammoth bowl of pasta to thwart a mile-wide cheese boulder hurtling toward Earth.

  11. "The Day the List Stood Still"

  12. "Killer Bugs" — Handsome computer programmers endure 12 hour work days, risking Carpel Tunnel Syndrome, to save Earth (and a group of buxom supermodels) from deadly bugs from Galaxy Y2K.
And the Number 1 Rejected Global Disaster Movie Premise…

  1. Fran Drescher in: "Megaphone!"
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CREDITS
Selected from 87 submissions from 32 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:

  • Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC — 1, 11 (10th #1)
  • Carla Brandon, San Diego, CA — 2, 6
  • Kevin Freels, Burbank, CA — 3, Topic
  • John Treusch, Burlington, NJ — 4
  • Chris Gleason, Gaithersburg, MD — 5
  • Vickie Neilson, Carlsbad, CA — 7
  • Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA — 8, Runner Up List Name
  • Mark Weiss, Austin, TX — 9
  • Martell Stroup, Boston, MA — 10
  • Jason Anderson, Birmingham, AL — 12
  • Alexander Clemens, San Francisco, CA — 13
  • Tom White, Missouri State(?) — Banner tag
  • Chris White, New York, NY — List owner/editor
  • The Years, Missouri City, TX — Ambience
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