The list for March 4, 1997
The Top 15 Rejected Democratic National
Committee Fundraising Ideas
Committee Fundraising Ideas
- Charter Air Force One for Mile High Club initiations.
- A good pin-the-$100-bill-on-Jesse-Helms game should do the trick.
- Janet Reno’s “Total Amazon Workout” videos.
- Senator Ted takes on Yeltsin in a vodka shot duel — if Boris loses, he ponies up a cool billion!
- Year ’round in the Oval Office — sit on Santa’s lap for $2500.
- For $5000, Madeleine Albright will talk dirty to you in 12 different languages.
- Get “protection money” from Nike to guarantee that the President will *not* be seen jogging in their clothing.
- “Hi, this is your President, for Weight Watchers…”
- Hillary’s “Better-Then-Neiman-Marcus” cookie recipe.
- Time to get that Warren Christopher kissing booth a-crankin’!
- $10,000 a plate “Pantless Dinner.”
- 1997 Women of the Justice Department swimsuit calendar.
- 1-900-PREZ-SEX
- $50,000 gets you dinner at the White House with international dignitaries. $50 gets you breakfast at the International House of Pancakes with Roger.
And the Number 1 Rejected Democratic National Committee Fundraising Idea…
- Al’s hair declared endangered species to solicit matching federal contributions.
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CREDITS
Selected from 115 submissions from 42 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Marianne Tatom, Austin, TX — 1 (1st #1!)
- John Voigt, Chicago, IL — 2
- Marc Cukier, Toronto, Canada — 3
- Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN — 4
- David W. James, Los Angeles, CA — 4
- Jeffrey House, Detroit, MI — 5
- Rob Winchell, Arlington, MA — 6
- Ed Brooksbank, Sacramento, CA — 7, 9
- Chris Gleason, Germantown, MD — 8
- Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC — 9
- Don Horton, Sacramento, CA — 10
- Robyn Andrews, Greenville, SC — 11
- Kermit Woodall, Richmond, VA — 12
- Jason Anderson, Birmingham, AL — 13
- JB Leibovitch, Oakland, CA — 14
- Glenn Marcus, Washington, DC — 15
- Marsha Clodfelter, Corpus Christi, TX — Topic
- Gene/Cynthia Markins-Dieden, New Haven, CT — 15
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