Rejected Crayon Colors

The list for July 18, 1996
The Top 20 Rejected Crayon Colors

  1. Angry Aryan White

  2. NASDAQ Red

  3. UnaBrown

  4. Justice Thomas Only-Appears-to-Be Black

  5. Bill Clinton Pasty-Thigh White

  6. Liver Spot Brown

  7. Roquefort

  8. RedRum

  9. Michael Jackson Approaching-White

  10. Agent Orange

  11. Varicose Violet

  12. George Hamilton Tan

  13. Princess Di No-Longer-Royal Blue

  14. Divine Brown

  15. Old Yeller

  16. Burnt Davidian

  17. The Color Formerly Known as Purple

  18. Ochre Winfrey

  19. Cuervo Gold
And the Number 1 Rejected Crayon Color…

  1. Does This Look Infected?
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CREDITS
Selected from 160 submissions by 45 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:

  • Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA — 1 (1st #1!)
  • Lee Oeth, San Diego, CA — 2, 11
  • Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 3
  • Alan Smithee, Sugar Land, TX — 3
  • Jennifer Hart, Arlington, VA — 4, 7
  • Bill Burnett, Lexington, MA — 4
  • Tony Hill, Minneapolis, MN — 5, 12, 17
  • David Bryant, Columbia, MD — 6
  • Dennis Koho, Keizer, OR — 8, 12
  • Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC — 9
  • Peg Warner, Bangor, ME — 10
  • Jeff Johnson, Daly City, CA — 11
  • Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD — 12
  • Erika Fowler, New York, NY — 12
  • John Voigt, Chicago, IL — 12
  • Greg Pettit, Houston, TX — 12 (Rookie!)
  • Matt Diamond, Holland, PA — 12, Topic
  • Yoram Puius, Bronx, NY — 12
  • Gail Celio, E. Lansing, MI — 13
  • Doug Johnson, Santa Cruz, CA — 14
  • Kim Moser, New York, NY — 15
  • Randy Wohl, Ma’ale Adumim, Israel — 16
  • Paul Paternoster, Redwood City, CA — 16
  • Glenn Marcus, Washington, DC — 18
  • Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA — 19
  • Caroline Gennity, Virginia Beach, VA — 20
  • Steve Hurd, San Ramon, CA — 20
  • Chris White, NY, NY — Listmeister
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