Rejected Country-Western Song Titles

The list for July 9, 1998
The Top 13 Rejected
Country-Western Song Titles

  1. The Trailer Sure Seems Lonely Now That You and Our Nine Kids Are Gone

  2. You Can Take the Boy Outta the Country, but You Can’t Take the Bullets Outta That Liberal City-Boy Who Just Cut Me Off in His Saab

  3. Smells Like Team Roping

  4. I Dropped the Bookcase On My Darlin’ and Pleaded Shelf Defense

  5. (Her Bar Tab Is a) Leading Economic Indicator

  6. I Thought I Had Tourette’s, But I Just Like Talkin’ Dirty To You

  7. You’re My Kleenex of Love, and I’m Afraid I’m Gonna Blow It

  8. Bacon and Eczema For Two

  9. Achy, Breaky, Hanky, Panky, Am I Drunk or Are You Skanky?

  10. The Ballad of Pretty Mouth Dan

  11. My Urine is A-Burnin’, and You’d Better Believe I’m Pissed

  12. Tearstains on My Pillow Are the Only Wet Spots in My Bed
And the Number 1 Rejected Country-Western Song Title…

  1. I Can’t Stop Thinkin’ About Cowboys (And I’m a Cowboy, Too)
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CREDITS
Selected from 157 submissions from 61 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:

  • Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY — 1 (3rd #1)
  • Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD — 2
  • David E. Spiro, Tucson, AZ — 3
  • Mark Weiss, Austin, TX — 4 (Rookie!)
  • Jeffrey House, Detroit, MI — 5
  • Randy Wohl, Ma’ale Adumim, Israel — 6
  • Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA — 7
  • Matt Chaput, Calgary, Alberta, Canada — 8
  • Tony Hill, Minneapolis, MN — 9
  • Marsha Clodfelter, Corpus Christi, TX — 10
  • Carla Brandon, San Diego, CA — 11
  • Mark Schmidt, Santa Cruz, CA — 12
  • Jeff Downey, Raleigh, NC– 13
  • Peg Warner, Exeter, NH — Topic
  • Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA — Runner Up List Name
  • Kris Kettner, Fond du Lac, WI — Ambience Suggestion
  • Chris White, New York, NY– List owner/editor
  • Hillary Asher, whereabouts unknown — Ambience
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