The list for July 9, 1998
The Top 13 Rejected
Country-Western Song Titles
Country-Western Song Titles
- The Trailer Sure Seems Lonely Now That You and Our Nine Kids Are Gone
- You Can Take the Boy Outta the Country, but You Can’t Take the Bullets Outta That Liberal City-Boy Who Just Cut Me Off in His Saab
- Smells Like Team Roping
- I Dropped the Bookcase On My Darlin’ and Pleaded Shelf Defense
- (Her Bar Tab Is a) Leading Economic Indicator
- I Thought I Had Tourette’s, But I Just Like Talkin’ Dirty To You
- You’re My Kleenex of Love, and I’m Afraid I’m Gonna Blow It
- Bacon and Eczema For Two
- Achy, Breaky, Hanky, Panky, Am I Drunk or Are You Skanky?
- The Ballad of Pretty Mouth Dan
- My Urine is A-Burnin’, and You’d Better Believe I’m Pissed
- Tearstains on My Pillow Are the Only Wet Spots in My Bed
And the Number 1 Rejected Country-Western Song Title…
- I Can’t Stop Thinkin’ About Cowboys (And I’m a Cowboy, Too)
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CREDITS
Selected from 157 submissions from 61 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY — 1 (3rd #1)
- Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD — 2
- David E. Spiro, Tucson, AZ — 3
- Mark Weiss, Austin, TX — 4 (Rookie!)
- Jeffrey House, Detroit, MI — 5
- Randy Wohl, Ma’ale Adumim, Israel — 6
- Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA — 7
- Matt Chaput, Calgary, Alberta, Canada — 8
- Tony Hill, Minneapolis, MN — 9
- Marsha Clodfelter, Corpus Christi, TX — 10
- Carla Brandon, San Diego, CA — 11
- Mark Schmidt, Santa Cruz, CA — 12
- Jeff Downey, Raleigh, NC– 13
- Peg Warner, Exeter, NH — Topic
- Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA — Runner Up List Name
- Kris Kettner, Fond du Lac, WI — Ambience Suggestion
- Chris White, New York, NY– List owner/editor
- Hillary Asher, whereabouts unknown — Ambience
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