The list for November 22, 1996
The Top 15 Rejected Christmas Movies
- “Miracle and a Quickie on 42nd Street — A Times Square Christmas”
- Spike Lee’s “Get On the Sleigh”
- Van Damme *IS* “Santa Claude”
- Michael Jackson stars in “I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas”
- “The Deep II — A Chappaquiddick Holiday with Uncle Ted”
- “There’s no Santa Claus, Charlie Brown”
- The spoiled brats ask for the moon and Santa delivers, in “Naked Buns II”
- Mickey Rooney & Andy Rooney in “Grumpy Old Elves”
- Ross Perot as the autistic elf in “Reindeer Man” (“Of course, I’d be an excellent President.”)
- “It’s a Wonderful Life, My Ass — Pass the Malt Liquor”
- Steven Segal *IS* “MissileToe”
- Jane Fonda, Julia Roberts and Elizabeth Shue in “Ho, Ho, Ho!”
- He’s got a red nose and an Uzi. And he’s about to teach them some *new* reindeer games in “Rudolph II — First Blood”
- “No, YOU Open It!” — A Kaczynski Christmas
And the Number 1 Rejected Christmas Movie…
- “Blazing Saddles 2 — How the Stench Stole Christmas”
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CREDITS
Selected from 126 submissions by 45 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Sam Evans, Charleston, SC — 1 (4th #1)
- Glenn Marcus, Washington, DC — 2
- Peg Warner, Derry, NH — 3
- George Olson, Colorado Springs, CO — 4, 7
- LeMel Hebert-Williams, San Francisco, CA — 5
- Jeff Downey, Raleigh, NC — 6
- Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD — 8, 14
- Dee Anne Phillips, Shreveport, LA — 9
- Michael Migdol, Osaka, Japan — 10
- Debbie Lander, Las Vegas, NV — 11
- Kermit Woodall, Richmond, VA — 12
- Blair Bostick, Alexandria, VA — 12
- Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA — 13
- Caroline Gennity, Virginia Beach, VA — 14
- Jennifer Ritzinger, Seattle, WA — 15
- Marty Butcher, Atlanta, GA — Topic
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