The list for May 8, 1996
The Top 19 Rejected Breakfast Cereal Ideas

  1. Beerios

  2. Kevorkian Krispies

  3. Honeymoon Nuts

  4. Chernobyl Charms

  5. Eboli-O’s

  6. Cap’n Crack

  7. Kellogg’s Ganja Puffs

  8. Lucky Tabs O’ Acid

  9. Colostomy Crunch

  10. Phil Graham Crackers

  11. Fruit and Fabio

  12. Look Again — Them Ain’t Raisins!

  13. Post-Modern Toasties and Rococo Puffs

  14. Limbaugh Logs

  15. Kellogg’s “None of Your Goddam Business”

  16. Special AK47

  17. UnaBran

  18. Nut ‘N’ Bitch
And the Number 1 Rejected Breakfast Cereal Idea…

  1. CaCa Puffs
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CREDITS
Selected from 123 submissions by 32 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:

  • Yoram Puius, Bronx, NY — 1
  • David Spiro, Tucson, AZ — 2
  • Glenn Marcus, Washington, DC — 3 (Rookie!)
  • Tim Blankenbaker, Washington, DC — 4, 8
  • Perry Friedman, Palo Alto, CA — 5, 19
  • Lemon/Rinaldi, San Francisco, CA — 6
  • Phil Woodall, Richmond, VA — 7, 18
  • Michele Beltran, Lansing, MI — 8, 9
  • Greg Sherwin, Palo Alto, CA — 8, 11, 14
  • Steve Hurd, San Ramon, CA — 10, 16
  • Christopher Troise, New York, NY — 12
  • Ed Brooksbank, Sacramento, CA — 13
  • Enrico Leoni, Raleigh, NC — 14
  • Gail Celio, E. Lansing, MI — 15
  • Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD — 15 (Hall of Famer)
  • Chris White, New York, NY — 17
  • Ken Woo, San Diego, CA — 18 (Hall of Famer)
  • Rob Wells, Paris, France — 18
  • Geoff Brown, Farmington Hills, MI — 18
  • Michael Wolf, Bronx, NY — 19
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