The list for December 23, 1997
The Top 15 Reindeer Games
- Strip poker with Santa’s granddaughter
- Attach the Mistletoe to Santa’s Ass
- Spin the Salt Lick
- Crapping down the chimneys of non-believers
- Moose or Dare
- Flying into the “No Fly Zone” over Iraq just to watch Saddam do a slow burn and Santa dampen his Depends
- Bait-and-Shoot Elmo
- The Annual Turn-Frosty-Yellow-from-50-Paces Contest
- Scare the Holy Crap Out of the Airline Pilot
- Convince the Elves to Eat “Raisinets”
- Pin the Tail on Santa’s Big Fat Animal-Abusing Ass
- Hide the Venison Sausage with Vixen
- Elf Tossing
- Sniff the Tail on the Donkey
And the Number 1 Reindeer Game…
- The “Rudolph the Shitfaced Reindeer” Drinking Game
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CREDITS
Selected from 98 submissions from 35 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Geoff Brown, Farmington Hills, MI — 1, 7 (1st #1!)
- Ken Shinodo, Keizer, OR — 2, 6
- Jennifer Markes, West Hollywood, CA — 3 (Rookie!)
- Flo Cameron, North Hollywood, CA — 3, 10 (Rookie!)
- Caroline Gennity, Virginia Beach, VA — 3, 11, 12
- Josh Fruhlinger, Oakland, CA — 3, 12
- David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO — 3, 14
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 3
- Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA — 3
- Kevin Freels, Sun Valley, CA — 3
- Jennifer Hart, Arlington, VA — 3
- Keith Martin, Atlanta, GA — 3
- Mitch Patterson, Atlanta, GA — 3
- Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY — 3
- Sam Evans, Charleston, SC — 4, 13
- Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY — 5, 9
- Blair Bostick, Alexandria, VA — 7
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA — 8
- John Gennity, Woodhaven, NY — 12
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA — 15
- Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD — Banner Tag
- Sue Prifogle, Rushville, IN — Topic
- Alan Parsons Project, London, England — Ambience
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