The list for May 16, 1994
The Top 11 Reasons Not to Unsubscribe
From the Top 5 List
From the Top 5 List
- It helps you to hone those procrastination skills.
- It’s our generation’s contribution to world culture.
- Those withdrawal symptoms can be mighty painful.
- Still trying to fill up your university’s 500-gigabyte hard disk.
- The list moderator, who has been showing suicidal tendencies of late, has problems handling rejection and abandonment.
- It’s just so darn funny!
- Subliminal messages from your pet: “Keep your sub. Keep your sub…”
- Your dumb ideas would just go unnoticed and uncredited.
- It might upset the natural order of things.
- Looks good on the ol’ resume.
And the Number 1 Reason Not to Unsubscribe From the Top 5 List…
- It’s the only email you get, you losers!
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CREDITS
Today’s list authors were:
- Garrett Mettler, Cal Poly – 1 (Rookie!)
- Tony Hill, Minneapolis, MN – 2, 10
- Jason Ratliff, Morehead St – 3, 5, 6, 8
- Renea Beeler, Morehead St – 4, 9, 11
- Andrew Kornberg, St Louis, MO – 6
- Norm Kenney, Harvard – 7
- Gloria Monti, Yale – Topic
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