The list for May 5, 1994
The Top 8 Reasons Not to Let Your Friend
Spend the Night on Your Couch
Spend the Night on Your Couch
- You don’t have a couch!
- Might insist on watching that “Beavis & Butthead” marathon.
- That crazy quilt fetish turns up at the nastiest times.
- The only flakes I want to see in the morning are in my cereal bowl!
- The drool stain cleanup is not worth the loose change left behind.
- Thinking about sleeping on the famous “Sofa of Love” may cause nocturnal emmissions.
- 80% chance of regurgitation after those 7 “kamikazes”.
And the Number 1 Reason Not to Let Your Friend Spend the Night on Your Couch…
- Where the hell would your spouse sleep?
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CREDITS
Today’s list authors were:
- Stephanie Bredeson, San Diego, CA – 1 (Rookie!)
- Tony Hill, Minneapolis, MN – 2, 7
- Renea Beeler, Morehead, KY – 3, 4
- Brad Smith, San Diego, CA – 3, 4
- Greg Bruno, San Diego, CA – 3, 5
- Jason Ratliff, Morehead, KY – 4
- Ric Belding, Anaheim, CA – 6
- Andrew Kornberg, St Louis, MO – 8
- Chris White, San Diego, CA – Topic
- Gloria Monti, New Haven, CT – Topic
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