The list for May 5, 1994
The Top 8 Reasons Not to Let Your Friend
Spend the Night on Your Couch

  1. You don’t have a couch!

  2. Might insist on watching that “Beavis & Butthead” marathon.

  3. That crazy quilt fetish turns up at the nastiest times.

  4. The only flakes I want to see in the morning are in my cereal bowl!

  5. The drool stain cleanup is not worth the loose change left behind.

  6. Thinking about sleeping on the famous “Sofa of Love” may cause nocturnal emmissions.

  7. 80% chance of regurgitation after those 7 “kamikazes”.
And the Number 1 Reason Not to Let Your Friend Spend the Night on Your Couch…

  1. Where the hell would your spouse sleep?
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CREDITS
Today’s list authors were:

  • Stephanie Bredeson, San Diego, CA – 1 (Rookie!)
  • Tony Hill, Minneapolis, MN – 2, 7
  • Renea Beeler, Morehead, KY – 3, 4
  • Brad Smith, San Diego, CA – 3, 4
  • Greg Bruno, San Diego, CA – 3, 5
  • Jason Ratliff, Morehead, KY – 4
  • Ric Belding, Anaheim, CA – 6
  • Andrew Kornberg, St Louis, MO – 8
  • Chris White, San Diego, CA – Topic
  • Gloria Monti, New Haven, CT – Topic
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