The list for May 11, 1994
The Top 7 Reasons Not to Hang Out
at Madonna’s Favorite Club

  1. You’ve got enough problems already.

  2. Dennis Rodman is the new club bouncer.

  3. You want to live to be 93.

  4. You’d rather been seen with Shannen Dougherty.

  5. Warren Beatty reputed to have a mean left hook.

  6. “How drunk do you think I am?!”
And the Number 1 Reason Not to Hang Out at Madonna’s Favorite Club…

  1. Just the sheer fact that it is Madonna’s favorite club!
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CREDITS
Today’s list authors were:

  • Jason Ratliff, Morehead St. – 1
  • Renea Beeler, Morehead St. – 2, 4
  • Sue Heim, San Diego, CA – 3
  • Tony Hill, Minneapolis, MN – 5, 7
  • Joshua Lam, San Diego, CA – 6
  • Gloria Monti, Yale – Topic
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