The list for May 10, 1994
The Top 10 Reasons Not to Fall in Love
- Your mom approves of him/her.
- You’d have to cancel that membership to the Adult Video Club.
- He has a history that includes frequent rumors of infidelity, sexual harassment, shady business dealings, and possible draft evasion.
- You’re already in love with a soap opera character named Jake.
- You’ve never quite gotten the hang of that toilet seat thing.
- Her boyfriend’s name is Snake and his parole is almost up.
- Those seemingly endless viewings of “Ghost.”
- You’ve never been able to win stuffed animals in thosedamned carnival games.
- You’ve heard how much hard disk space an Internet relationshipcan take up.
And the Number 1 Reason Not to Fall in Love…
- Cuts into the time you can devote to the daily Top 5 List.
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CREDITS
Today’s list authors were:
- Tony Hill, Minneapolis, MN – 1, 5, 7, 8, 10
- Chris White, San Diego, CA – 2, Topic
- Renea Beeler, Morehead, KY – 3
- Sue Heim, San Diego, CA – 4, 6, 9
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