The list for April 14, 1994
The Top 10 Reasons Not to Attend
an Ivy League School
an Ivy League School
- Allergic to ivy.
- On graduation your income taxes will be enormous!
- Rather attend community college where the library stacks are smaller and the cafeteria food is so much better.
- Easier to wait till you’re rich and famous and get an honorary degree for free, like Mike Tyson did.
- Inhaling frowned upon.
- Hard to achieve that preppie look with dread locks.
- You have too many stuck-up friends as it is.
- One word: plaid!
- Who wants to go to some crusty old school where they can’t even get rid of those weeds engulfing their buildings?
And the Number 1 Reason Not to Attend an Ivy League School…
- Hate all those big wurds.
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CREDITS
Today’s list authors were:
- Tony Hill, Minneapolis, MN – 1, 7, 8
- Ken Woo, San Diego, CA – 2, 10
- Greg Bruno, San Diego, CA – 3
- Renea Beeler, Morehead, KY – 4
- Nancy Matus, San Diego, CA – 5
- Andrew Kornberg, St. Louis, MO – 6, 9
- Gloria Monti, New Haven, CT – Topic (Rookie!)
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