The list for May 17, 1994
The Top 8 Reasons Bowling Isn’t a Sport

  1. Michael Jordan hasn’t attempted to become a pro bowler (yet).

  2. No one ever spikes a bowling ball.

  3. Impossible to keep score.

  4. No cool shoes from Nike.

  5. Those nutty, wacky bowling shirts.

  6. Pre-game ritual consists primarily of slammin’ brewskis.

  7. Where the hell are the cheerleaders?!
And the Number 1 Reason Bowling Isn’t A Sport…

  1. Because it’s a way of life!
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CREDITS
Today’s list authors were:

  • Ken Woo, Cancun, Mexico – 1
  • Joshua Lam, San Diego, CA – 2, 7
  • Andrew Kornberg, St Louis, MO – 3, 8
  • Norman Kenney, Harvard – 3
  • Renea Beeler, Morehead St. – 3, 4, 6
  • Steph Bredeson, Cancun, Mexico – 5
  • Chris White, San Diego, CA – 8, Topic
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