The list for June 27, 1996
The Top 16 Questions on the
White House Visitor Tour
White House Visitor Tour
- “Are you sure Paula Jones started like this?”
- “Is this really where Forrest Gump sat?”
- “Can we take pictures in the Jungle Room?”
- “Whar’s that ‘oval orifice’ I been hearin’ so much about?”
- “Is this where JFK and Marilyn played sink the fleet?”
- Three words: “Where’s the can?”
- “Gawd, do they make running shorts any smaller?”
- “Why is the Clinton presidential portrait on black velvet?”
- “Would you care for a cookie?” (Oops, that’s a question asked at the Toll House visitor’s tour!)
- “Does the ‘Cheeseburger Room’ really date back to Lincoln’s presidency?”
- “How’d they fit all that Hooter’s merchandise into one little room?”
- “Does the President always conduct the body cavity searches himself?”
- “Enough with stately Wayne Manor — where the hell’s the Batcave?”
- “Want to see why they call me the Commander-in-Chief of Love?”
- “So, like, where does Chelsea go when she wants to fire up a bowl, dude?”
And the Number 1 Question on the White House Visitor Tour…
- “Is it cool if I crash here on the sofa tonight?”
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CREDITS
Selected from 137 submisisons by 48 contributors
Today’s list authors were:
- Meredith Ogden, Ithaca, NY — 1
- Gerard McDonald, New York, NY — 2
- Patrick New, Chicago, IL — 3
- David Hyatt, New York, NY — 4
- Marc Cukier, Toronto, Canada — 5
- Sterling Smith, Houston, TX — 6
- Joel McClure, Sterling Heights, MI — 7
- Rick Welshans, Alexandria, VA — 8
- Jennifer Hart, Arlington, VA — 9
- John Voigt, Chicago, IL — 10
- Sam Maranto, Baltimore, MD — 11
- Gayle Ehrenman, New York, NY — 12
- Mitch Patterson, Melbourne, FL — 12
- John Hering, Alexandria, VA — 13
- Caroline Gennity, Virginia Beach, VA — 14
- Jesse Guidry, New Orleans, LA — 15
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA — 16
- Spike Jones, Atlanta, GA — Topic
- Chris White, New York, NY — Listmeister
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