The list for July 14, 1994
The Top 15 Questions Asked
of Supreme Court Nominees
of Supreme Court Nominees
- Have you read all the John Grisham novels?
- Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
- Jockeys or boxers?
- What do you like on your pizza?
- Asphinctersays WHAT?
- How ’bout that O.J. mess?
- OK, let’s say a long-time senator from a very famous family goes for a drive with his secretary, and kind of, ya know, drives off a bridge or something, killing the babe — he wouldn’t be guilty, would he?
- Ever done Madonna?
- Should the rabbit be allowed to eat Trix?
- Is justice a) eagle-eyed, b) sorta near-sighted, or c) blind as a bat?
- Is that Regis Philbin just nuts or what?
- Have you ever appeared, or do you ever plan to appear in a Bruce Willis movie?
- How come you don’t have a babe-magnet beard like Bork’s?
- Got any naked photos of your illegal nanny?
And the Number 1 Question Asked of Supreme Court Nominees…
- Can you give Justice Souter a lift to work when his mom’s sick?
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CREDITS
Selected from 111 submissions from 35 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Marshal Perlman, Palm Bay, FL – 1
- Jeff Ammons, Atlanta, GA – 2 (Rookie!)
- Sean Erwin, San Diego, CA – 3, 11
- Gail Celio, E. Lansing, MI – 4
- Galen Tatsuo Komatsu, HA – 5
- Kim Moser, New York, NY – 6
- Tony Hill, Minneapolis, MN – 7
- Sam Evans, Charleston, SC – 8, 12
- Alkes Price, Philadelphia, PA – 8, 14
- J.B. Leibovitch, Rockridge, CA – 8 (Rookie!)
- Jim Louderback, San Francisco, CA – 9
- Norman Kenney, Vista, CA – 10
- Don Findlay, Mt. Vernon, IA – 10
- Chris White, San Diego, CA – 13
- John Hering, Alexandria, VA – 15
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