The list for June 18, 1997
The Top 15 Punchlines Without Jokes
- …and Ms. Reno says, "Yeah, and it’s DEEP, too!"
- …and the film will star Tom Arnold, Pauley Shore, and Quentin Tarantino.
- "If word gets out, EVERYONE will want an extra pancreas."
- …and her husband says, "But they’re twins — if you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal."
- …and she says, "So that’s what Tiger means by ‘getting up and down in two’."
- …so Steve Buschemi says, "How much Bosco can you drink, anyway?!"
- "So’s mine, lady — must be the salt water!"
- "So the talking duck turns to the guy and says, ‘You wanna hear my impression of De Niro?’"
- …then the doctor says, "Ok, now it’s my turn to cough".
- Freud — Because he’d get so excited by the donut that he’d never miss his wallet!
- "If you can say you’re a Kennedy, I can say I’m 18."
- "Well if I’d known I had a squid in my underwear, I would have ordered the rice pilaf."
- …then the second trapper cried, "Sacre bleu! I deed not know she was ze prime ministaire’s daughtaire!"
- The third cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with HIS.
And the Number 1 Punchline Without a Joke…
- …then Kathie Lee says, "What do you mean there’s no such thing as Tuesday Night Football?!"
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CREDITS
Selected from 124 submissions from 46 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- John Hering, Alexandria, VA — 1 (9th #1)
- Barbara McMahon, Ann Arbor, MI — 2, 12
- Sue Prifogle, Rushville, IN — 3
- Greg Pettit, Houston, TX — 4
- Michael Wolf, Brookline, MA — 5
- Caroline Gennity, Virginia Beach, VA — 6
- Jim Key, Garland, TX — 7
- Phil Doyle, Mercer Island, WA — 8
- Kermit Woodall, Richmond, VA — 9
- R.M. Weiner, Brighton, MA — 10
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA — 11
- Gregory Swarthout, Murray, UT — 13
- Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC — 14
- Dave George, Arlington, VA — 15
- Galen Tatsuo Komatsu, Hawaii! — Topic
- Chris White, New York, NY — List owner/editor
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