Punchlines Without Jokes

The list for June 18, 1997
The Top 15 Punchlines Without Jokes

  1. …and Ms. Reno says, "Yeah, and it’s DEEP, too!"

  2. …and the film will star Tom Arnold, Pauley Shore, and Quentin Tarantino.

  3. "If word gets out, EVERYONE will want an extra pancreas."

  4. …and her husband says, "But they’re twins — if you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal."

  5. …and she says, "So that’s what Tiger means by ‘getting up and down in two’."

  6. …so Steve Buschemi says, "How much Bosco can you drink, anyway?!"

  7. "So’s mine, lady — must be the salt water!"

  8. "So the talking duck turns to the guy and says, ‘You wanna hear my impression of De Niro?’"

  9. …then the doctor says, "Ok, now it’s my turn to cough".

  10. Freud — Because he’d get so excited by the donut that he’d never miss his wallet!

  11. "If you can say you’re a Kennedy, I can say I’m 18."

  12. "Well if I’d known I had a squid in my underwear, I would have ordered the rice pilaf."

  13. …then the second trapper cried, "Sacre bleu! I deed not know she was ze prime ministaire’s daughtaire!"

  14. The third cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with HIS.
And the Number 1 Punchline Without a Joke…

  1. …then Kathie Lee says, "What do you mean there’s no such thing as Tuesday Night Football?!"
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CREDITS
Selected from 124 submissions from 46 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:

  • John Hering, Alexandria, VA — 1 (9th #1)
  • Barbara McMahon, Ann Arbor, MI — 2, 12
  • Sue Prifogle, Rushville, IN — 3
  • Greg Pettit, Houston, TX — 4
  • Michael Wolf, Brookline, MA — 5
  • Caroline Gennity, Virginia Beach, VA — 6
  • Jim Key, Garland, TX — 7
  • Phil Doyle, Mercer Island, WA — 8
  • Kermit Woodall, Richmond, VA — 9
  • R.M. Weiner, Brighton, MA — 10
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA — 11
  • Gregory Swarthout, Murray, UT — 13
  • Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC — 14
  • Dave George, Arlington, VA — 15
  • Galen Tatsuo Komatsu, Hawaii! — Topic
  • Chris White, New York, NY — List owner/editor
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