The list for June 25, 1996
The Top 19 Problems Encountered by Demi Moore
While Practicing for Her Role in “Striptease”
While Practicing for Her Role in “Striptease”
- Dolly Parton filed suit in ‘look and feel’ infringement case.
- Twisted her ankle slipping in puddle of cameraman saliva.
- Couldn’t get properly motivated unless someone stuffed $12 million in her g-string.
- Confused “Saved By The Bell” fans bugging her for Screetch’s autograph.
- Two words: Thong Chafe!
- Sharon Stone repeatedly phoning the set and screaming, “Slut!”
- Reebok Pump implants still a new technology.
- Frequently had to stop in middle of strip routine to breast-feed hungry cast.
- Family Values people put the whammy on that proposed Happy Meal promotion.
- Constantly stalked by weird, balding, nutcase. Okay, sure he’s her husband, but it still freaked her out!
- Fast shimmying caused silicone to clump into one large boob.
- Mom walked in, screamed, told Dad. (Oops! That was a problem encountered by *ME* while practicing for Demi Moore’s role in “Striptease.”)
- Obscure union rule requiring that body makeup be applied by a different big sweaty guy each day.
- Willard Scott kept wandering in “looking for the Today show set.”
- “Lap Dance Scene 38 — Take 326 — Action!”
- Undercover research efforts constantly thwarted by propositions from Charlie Sheen.
- Mad Cow Disease (Oops! That’s a problem faced by *DINTY* Moore!)
- Left breast kept storming off the set.
And the Number 1 Problem Encountered by Demi Moore While Practicing for Her Role in “Striptease”…
- That annoying NippleCam.
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CREDITS
Selected from 141 submissions by 47 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- John Hering, Alexandria, VA — 1
- Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 2
- Mitch Patterson, Melbourne, FL — 3, 13
- Christopher Troise, New York, NY — 4
- Lee Oeth, San Diego, CA — 5
- Sam Maranto, Baltimore, MD — 6
- Meredith Ogden, Ithaca, NY — 7
- Dave George, Arlington, VA — 8
- Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA — 9
- Perry Friedman, Menlo Park, CA — 10
- Spike Jones, Atlanta, GA — 11
- Paul Paternoster, Redwood City, CA — 12, 18
- Matt Alford, Salem, OR — 14
- Robyn Andrews, Greenville, SC — 15
- David Hyatt, New York, NY — 16
- David Bryant, Columbia, MD — 17
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA — 17 (Rookie!)
- Kermit Woodall, Richmond, VA — 19
- Doug Johnson, Santa Cruz, CA — Topic
- Chris White, New York, NY — Listmeister
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