The list for June 25, 1997
The Top 16 Plays Shakespeare
Chose Not to Publish

  1. Christopher Marlowe Can Kiss My Elizabethan Ass

  2. Henry VIII, I Am, I Am

  3. Fast Times at Verona High

  4. A Midsummer Night’s Nocturnal Emission

  5. Om’let

  6. Love’s Fing’r Pulled

  7. Romeo & Steve

  8. Twelfth Night, Children Stay Free

  9. Felines

  10. Henry VIII was a Big Fat Idiot

  11. Six Degrees of Francis Bacon

  12. Stratford-upon-Avon 90210

  13. Hamlet II – Where the hell is everybody?

  14. Romeo & Michelle’s High School Reunion

  15. King Gump
And the Number 1 Play Shakespeare Chose Not to Publish…

  1. Booty Calleth
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CREDITS
Selected from 123 submissions from 40 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:

  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 1 (11th #1)
  • Craig Stacey, Lisle, IL — 1 (3rd #1)
  • Duncan Carling, San Francisco, CA — 2
  • Paul Paternoster, Redwood City, CA — 3, 13
  • Rob Winchell, Arlington, MA — 3
  • Jeff Downey, Raleigh, NC — 4
  • Kevin Freels, Sun Valley, CA — 5
  • Rob Seulowitz, New York, NY — 6, 7, 10 (Hat Trick!)
  • Spike Jones, Atlanta, GA — 8
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA — 9, Banner Tag
  • Tony Hill, Minneapolis, MN — 10
  • George Olson, Colorado Springs, CO — 11
  • Chris Gleason, Germantown, MD — 12
  • Mitch Patterson, Atlanta, GA — 13, 15, 16
  • Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD — 13
  • Sam Evans, Charleston, SC — 13
  • Don Horton, Sacramento, CA — 13
  • Phil Doyle, Mercer Island, WA — 14
  • Steve Hurd, San Ramon, CA — 15
  • Jennifer Ritzinger, Seattle, WA — 15
  • Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA — 15
  • Andrew Sayer, Sydney, Australia — Topic
  • Caroline Gennity, Virginia Beach, VA — Runners Up list name
  • Chris White, New York, NY — List owner/editor
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