The list for February 7, 1997
The Top 15 Pick-Up Lines Used
by William Shakespeare
by William Shakespeare
- “How about a little Puck?”
- “Of course, ‘Romeo and Gertrude’ is just a working title. I might be persuaded to change it for you, M’Lady.”
- “Et tu, Cutie?”
- “Shall I compare thee to a brick outhouse?”
- “If I whispered in thine ear that thou thy hadst a body of beauty unknown but to the heavens, wouldst thou hold it against me?”
- “Wouldst thou care to join me in forming the beast with two backs?”
- “My heart, it pines, as my trousers tent.”
- “Without thine companionship, dear lady, I fearest I’d spend the evening with pen in hand, if thou knows what I mean.”
- “Hey, Baby, can Ophelia up?”
- “Is this a dagger I see before me? Nay! I’m merely happy to cast eyes upon thy beauty!”
- “Greetings to you, fair sailor.”
- “But soft, what light through yonder trousers breaks?”
- “Wouldst thou away to yon Motel 6 with me?”
- “O! Prithee sitteth upon my visage, and perchance to let me divine thy weight.”
And the Number 1 Pick-Up Line Used by William Shakespeare…
- “Do me, or not do me. THAT is the question.”
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CREDITS
Selected from 114 submissions from 42 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Greg Pettit, Houston, TX — 1, 14 (3rd #1)
- Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA — 2
- Caroline Gennity, Virginia Beach, VA — 3
- Jeffrey House, Detroit, MI — 4, 12
- Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN — 5
- Paul Seaburn, Houston, TX — 6
- David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO — 6
- R.M. Weiner, Brighton, MA — 6
- Marianne Tatom, Austin, TX — 7
- Matt Diamond, Holland, PA — 8
- John Voigt, Chicago, IL — 9
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA — 10
- Patrick New, Chicago, IL — 10
- Chris Gleason, Germantown, MD — 11
- Jennifer Ritzinger, Seattle, WA — 13
- Marsha Clodfelter, Corpus Christi, TX — 13
- Jennifer Hart, Arlington, VA — 15
- Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC — Topic
- Chris White, New York, NY — Listmeister
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