The list for July 29, 1996
The Top 15 Pick Up Lines Used
by Olympic Gold Medalists
by Olympic Gold Medalists
- “Is that a medal in your Speedo, or are you just happy to see me?”
- “Let’s you and me take home the gold in the Cuervo shot put.”
- “What do you say we go back to your place and do our own floor routine?”
- “Which photo of me would look better on a box of Wheaties?”
- “Yet in some ways, that ‘Fastest Man Alive’ title is totally undeserved.”
- “Hey Chelsea, care to show me the Lincoln bedroom?”
- “Excuse me… is that your duffel bag?”
- “Sure the medal means a lot but the fame and multi-million dollar endorsement deals mean nothing without someone special to share it all with…”
- “You’re more attractive than an untraceable banned substance.”
- “Sure, but BOTH of you gymnasts together equal almost 30 years old!”
- “Of course, my BEST event violates several Georgia decency laws.”
- “You know, I’m also a close personal friend of Izzy’s.”
- “These victory platforms are so full of phonys.”
- “Follow the gold medal. You are getting verrrry sleepy.”
And the Number 1 Pick Up Line Used by Olympic Gold Medalists…
- “What a coincidence! My country is a former Soviet republic, too!”
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CREDITS
Selected from 101 submissions by 33 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Kermit Woodall, Richmond, VA — 1 (2nd #1)
- Ken Woo, Encinitas, CA — 2
- Mitch Patterson, Melbourne, FL — 2
- Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD — 3
- Jennifer Hart, Arlington, VA — 4, 12
- Steve Hurd, San Ramon, CA — 5, 7
- Matt Diamond, Holland, PA — 5
- Greg Sherwin, San Francisco, CA — 6
- Caroline Gennity, Virginia Beach, VA — 8
- John Voigt, Chicago, IL — 9
- Contributor name withheld by request — 10
- Greg Pettit, Houston, TX — 11
- Randy Wohl, Ma’ale Adumim, Israel — 11, 13
- Paul Paternoster, Redwood City, CA — 13
- Doug Johnson, Santa Cruz, CA — 14
- Cathie Walker, Victoria, BC, Cananda — 15 >
- Dennis Koho, Keizer, OR — 15
- Christopher Troise, New York, NY — Topic
- Chris White, NY, NY — Listmeister
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