The list for April 21, 1997
The Top 15 Other Things in
the Hale-Bopp Comet’s Tail
the Hale-Bopp Comet’s Tail
- Gazillions of unmatched socks
- Guy with rainbow-colored wig and sign that says, “John 3:16”
- Replacement players for the Chicago Cubs
- By contractual arrangement with Nike, it’s now called the Hale-Bopp “Swoosh.”
- Castration debris
- A “My Other Interstellar Vehicle Goes Faster Than Light” bumper sticker
- A few stale cheese puffs, four Junior Mints, some loose change, and the remote control
- Spacedust bunnies
- William Shatner’s hairpiece from episode #12 of the original Star Trek
- A hitman from the planet Zircon with a contract on Pauly Shore
- A smaller comet that’s honking and trying to pass
- Where there’s tail, Wilt Chamberlain can’t be far away
- A bumper sticker which reads: “I Brake for Cult Members”
- I’m sorry, I was watching Pamela Lee on Saturday Night Live. What was the question?
And the Number 1 Other Thing in the Hale-Bopp Comet’s Tail…
- Yet another Starbucks
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CREDITS
Selected from 101 submissions from 40 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 1 (6th #1)
- Jason Anderson, Birmingham, AL — 1 (2nd #1)
- Kris Johnson, Burbank, CA — 2
- Sue Prifogle, Rushville, IN — 3
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA — 4, 15
- Paul Paternoster, Redwood City, CA — 4
- Matt Diamond, Holland, PA — 5, 10
- Don Horton, Sacramento, CA — 6, 13
- Phil Doyle, Mercer Island, WA — 7
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA — 8
- Sterling Smith, Houston, TX — 9
- Sam Evans, Charleston, SC — 11
- Steve Hurd, San Ramon, CA — 12
- Matt Alford, Portland, OR — 13
- John Hering, Alexandria, VA — 14
- Larry Baum, Hong Kong — 15
- Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC — 15
- Vickie Neilson, Carlsbad, CA — 15
- Barbara Rush, Tulsa, OK — 15
- Marianne Tatom, Austin, TX — 15
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA — 15
- Brian Wilson, New York, NY — 15
- Sam Evans, Charleston, SC — Topic
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