Other Rules of Fight Club

The list for January 28, 2013

We can do this. We can totally do this.

NOTE FROM CHRIS:

Everyone knows the first rule of Fight Club
is “You don’t talk about Fight Club.”
But what are the OTHER rules?

The Top 17 Other Rules of Fight Club

17. Rule 2: No singing Broadway-style tunes about Fight Club, either
    

16. Rule 7: Fight Club is not responsible for lost items, teeth or IQ points
    

15. Rule 4: Not in the face!
    

14. Rule 15: There are only 5 rules in the Top 5 Fight Club
    

13. Rule 69: What happens in the leather room stays in the leather room
    

12. Rule 4: We all make mistakes; stop beating yourself up
    

11. Rule 8: No white bandages after Labor Day
    

10. Rule 501(c)3: No violating the IRS guidelines for Fight Club
    

9. Rule 6: Remember to bring scones for everyone!
   

8. Rule 17: Lose a tooth, do a shot
   

7. Rule 29: Nobody makes jokes about Charlie’s mom, because remember how sensitive he is, okay?
   

6. Rule 755,842: No excessive rule-making
   

5. Rule 33: Okay, you can *whisper* about Fight Club
   

4. Rule 18: Leave the spandex at home, Daisy
   

3. Rule 6: Never gonna give you up… never gonna let you down… ha ha… I totally Rick-Rolled you, Fight Club Punks!
   

2. Rule 15: No poetic insect similes

And the Number 1 Other Rule of Fight Club…

1. Rule 23: In the event of a tie, Nicki Minaj will cast the deciding vote

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CREDITS

Selected from 82 submissions from 33 contributors.

Today’s list authors were:

• Kathleen Walder, Stow, OH — 1 (4th #1)
• Kevin Dopart, Washington, DC — 2
• Bob Mader, Knoxville, TN — 3, 14
• Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 4
• Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA — 5
• Meg Silvern, Tucson, AZ — 5
• Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA — 6
• Travis Ruetenik, Hiroshima, Japan — 7
• Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 8
• Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ — 9
• Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA — 10, 17
• Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 11
• Richard Skora, Columbus, OH — 11, 13
• M.J. Finan, Cleveland, OH — 12
• Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY — 15
• Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — 16
• Stephanie Landes, Findlay, OH — 17
• Donald Junter, New Haven, CT — Banner Tag
• Chris White, Olympia, WA — List owner/editor

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