The list for September 9, 1998
NOTE FROM CHRIS:
Today’s guest moderator is Craig Stacey. Craig spent three
months this year being semi-transparent to shades of blue.
When not practicing alchemy, Craig spends his
free time being impervious to Jell-O.
Craig has been a Top5 contributor since Fall of 1996.
months this year being semi-transparent to shades of blue.
When not practicing alchemy, Craig spends his
free time being impervious to Jell-O.
Craig has been a Top5 contributor since Fall of 1996.
The Top 12 New Boy Scout Merit Badges
- VCR Service & Repair
- Fatherhood
- Drive-By
- Keeping Scoutmaster Bob’s Big Secret
- Savagely Beating Smaller Effeminate Boys
- Porno Website Design
- The Everyone-Gets-A-Merit-Badge Merit Badge
- Wayne Newton Impersonation
- Snow Penmanship
- Fat Child Teasing
- Whatever
And the Number 1 New Boy Scout Merit Badge…
- Laying Down the P-Funk
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CREDITS
Selected from 106 submissions from 41 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Peter Rogers, Boston, MA — 1, 12 (2nd #1)
- Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC — 2, Topic
- Lisa Oliver, London, England — 3
- John Hering, Alexandria, VA — 4 (Hall of Famer)
- Don Swain, Pontiac, MI — 5, 8, 9 (Hat trick!)
- Tony Hill, Minneapolis, MN — 6 (Hall of Famer)
- Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA — 7, Banner Tag, Runner Up Name
- Greg Pettit, Houston, TX — 10
- Martell Stroup, Boston, MA — 11
- Craig Stacey, Lisle, IL — Guest Moderator
- Cristoforo Biacno, Venezia, Italia — List owner/editor
- Kenny Wayne Sheppard, Beaumont, TX — Ambience
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