New Additions to the Graceland Tour

The list for August 21, 1997
The Top 15 New Additions
to the Graceland Tour

  1. "Sit On the Throne Where The King Died" photo booth

  2. In-house theme restaurant: "The Last Chili Donut"

  3. Animatronic Elvis collapses in the bathroom every 5 minutes

  4. "Aron" or "Aaron" live debate with G. Gordon Liddy and Noam Chomsky

  5. Fossilized fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, found underneath the couch in the Jungle Room

  6. The Michael Jackson Target Practice Shooting Range

  7. Virtual Reality "Delusions of Persecution" room

  8. Free copy of "12 Steps to Getting a Life" with any purchase from the gift shop over $50

  9. Computer-generated "Meatball’s-Eye-View Trip through Elvis’s Body"

  10. Elvis’s Smith & Wesson remote TV control

  11. New condom gift shop features "The Thin Elvis" and "The Fat Elvis"

  12. The Elvis-Spins-in-His-Grave rotisserie that starts automatically when you say "Michael Jackson" or "King of Pop"

  13. Elvis’s deep fryer — large enough to accommodate an entire cow

  14. Ye Olde Colonel Parker Apothecary Shoppe
And the Number 1 New Addition to the Graceland Tour…

  1. The "King’s Colon" rollercoaster
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CREDITS
Selected from 80 submissions from 33 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:

  • Ed Brooksbank, Sacramento, CA — 1, 10 (5th #1)
  • Beth Kohl, Chicago, IL — 2
  • Steve Hurd, San Ramon, CA — 3
  • Martell Stroup, Reno, NV — 4
  • Peg Warner, Derry, NH — 4
  • Jennifer Bieneman, Grand Rapids, MI — 5
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 6, 13
  • Mark Schmidt, Santa Cruz, CA — 7, 8
  • Caroline Gennity, Virginia Beach, VA — 9
  • Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN — 11
  • Randy Wohl, Ma’ale Adumim, Israel — 12, 15
  • LeMel Hebert-Williams, San Francisco, CA — 14
  • Hank Weilevy, Fairless Hills, PA — 15
  • Matt Diamond, Holland, PA — Banner tag
  • David W. James, Los Angeles, CA — Topic
  • Chris White, New York, NY — List owner/editor
  • Paul Simon, New York, NY — Ambience
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