The list for March 6, 1997
The Top 16 N.R.A. Slogans
- Fascism — It Ain’t Just for Nazis Anymore
- Do What We Say and No One Gets Hurt!
- 1997 Recipient of the Disgruntled Postal Worker Seal Of Approval
- Today’s NRA — Still Gun-Ho on America (and now 60% sane!)
- Second Amendment, College Boy — Read It and Weep
- Helping to Reduce the Surplus Population, One Innocent Bystander at a Time
- Why Don’t Y’all Go Bother the Knife People for a While, Huh?!
- The NRA: Relieving Feelings of Inadequacy for 125 Years
- Fer Chrissakes! Watch Where Yer Pointin’ That Thing!
- Every Waiting Period’s Gotta End Sometime, You Pussy-Whipped Liberal Pantywaists
- When You Absolutely, Positively Have to Kill Someone
- The NRA: Buying Legislators Today So YOU Can Buy Automatic Weapons Tomorrow
- Guns! The *Affordable* Phallic Substitute
- A Couple Thousand Yokels in Pickup Trucks Can’t Be Wrong
- Uzi Does It!
And the Number 1 N.R.A. Slogan…
- Who Do You Want to Shoot Today?
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CREDITS
Selected from 159 submissions from 58 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Ken Woo, Encinitas, CA — 1 (7th #1)
- Marsha Clodfelter, Corpus Christi, TX — 2
- Jeff Downey, Raleigh, NC — 3
- David W. James, Los Angeles, CA — 4
- Ed Brooksbank, Sacramento, CA — 5
- Chris Gleason, Germantown, MD — 6
- Kate d’Oliveira, Ft. Lauderdale, FL — 7, 11
- Christopher Troise, New York, NY — 8
- Matt Loiselle, Detroit, MI — 9 (Rookie!)
- Tisha Stacey, St. Paul, MN — 10
- Greg Sadosuk, Fairfax, VA — 12
- Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC — 13
- Bill Gray, Waterloo, Ontario, Canada — 13
- Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA — 14, Topic
- Sue Prifogle, Rushville, IN — 14
- Boyd Johnson, San Diego, CA — 14
- Doug Johnson, Santa Cruz, CA — 14
- Paul Paternoster, Redwood City, CA — 14
- Mitch Patterson, Atlanta, GA — 15
- Tony Hill, Minneapolis, MN — 15
- Ken Shinodo, Keizer, OR — 16
- David Spiro, Tucson, AZ — Topic
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