The list for March 6, 1997
The Top 16 N.R.A. Slogans

  1. Fascism — It Ain’t Just for Nazis Anymore

  2. Do What We Say and No One Gets Hurt!

  3. 1997 Recipient of the Disgruntled Postal Worker Seal Of Approval

  4. Today’s NRA — Still Gun-Ho on America (and now 60% sane!)

  5. Second Amendment, College Boy — Read It and Weep

  6. Helping to Reduce the Surplus Population, One Innocent Bystander at a Time

  7. Why Don’t Y’all Go Bother the Knife People for a While, Huh?!

  8. The NRA: Relieving Feelings of Inadequacy for 125 Years

  9. Fer Chrissakes! Watch Where Yer Pointin’ That Thing!

  10. Every Waiting Period’s Gotta End Sometime, You Pussy-Whipped Liberal Pantywaists

  11. When You Absolutely, Positively Have to Kill Someone

  12. The NRA: Buying Legislators Today So YOU Can Buy Automatic Weapons Tomorrow

  13. Guns! The *Affordable* Phallic Substitute

  14. A Couple Thousand Yokels in Pickup Trucks Can’t Be Wrong

  15. Uzi Does It!
And the Number 1 N.R.A. Slogan…

  1. Who Do You Want to Shoot Today?
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CREDITS
Selected from 159 submissions from 58 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:

  • Ken Woo, Encinitas, CA — 1 (7th #1)
  • Marsha Clodfelter, Corpus Christi, TX — 2
  • Jeff Downey, Raleigh, NC — 3
  • David W. James, Los Angeles, CA — 4
  • Ed Brooksbank, Sacramento, CA — 5
  • Chris Gleason, Germantown, MD — 6
  • Kate d’Oliveira, Ft. Lauderdale, FL — 7, 11
  • Christopher Troise, New York, NY — 8
  • Matt Loiselle, Detroit, MI — 9 (Rookie!)
  • Tisha Stacey, St. Paul, MN — 10
  • Greg Sadosuk, Fairfax, VA — 12
  • Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC — 13
  • Bill Gray, Waterloo, Ontario, Canada — 13
  • Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA — 14, Topic
  • Sue Prifogle, Rushville, IN — 14
  • Boyd Johnson, San Diego, CA — 14
  • Doug Johnson, Santa Cruz, CA — 14
  • Paul Paternoster, Redwood City, CA — 14
  • Mitch Patterson, Atlanta, GA — 15
  • Tony Hill, Minneapolis, MN — 15
  • Ken Shinodo, Keizer, OR — 16
  • David Spiro, Tucson, AZ — Topic
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