Most Unappreciated Mother’s Day Gifts

The list for May 9, 1997

The Top 15 Most Unappreciated
Mother’s Day Gifts

Tickets to Jerry Springer, for topic "Moms With Big Asses"
"It’s a vacuum cleaner! It’s a riding mower! And when the chores are done, it’s a marital aid!"
Blind date with Jack Kevorkian
"Laxatives-Of-The-World" gift set
Coupon for a "Moms Kick Ass!" tattoo
Stepdad’s head in a box, regardless of how beautifully it’s wrapped
The dead bird you brought home in your mouth and tenderly laid at her feet
Too bad she learned of the operation on national TV, but now she’s got the daughter she always wanted!
Well, that handprint in plaster kind of loses it’s magic when you’re thirty.
From the makers of Spam: Spigeon
Al Franken’s new book, "Oedipus Rex Is A Big Fat Idiot"
The "Learn To Cook Before You Kill Us All!" Cookbook
Pee-Wee Herman lotion dispenser
Leather bound copy of "The Wisdom of Lizzie Borden"

And the Number 1 Most Unappreciated Mother’s Day Gift…

Hallmark Snoop Doggy Dogg card: "Mother — Half of my favorite word in the English language!"

CREDITS

Selected from 101 submissions from 35 contributors.

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