The list for March 12, 1998
The Top 16 Modern Day Cruel
and Unusual Punishments
and Unusual Punishments
- Two words: Reno’s intern
- Forced to go to a biker bar dressed as a mime
- MmmBop, NnnonStop
- The tofu burrito’n’beans self-inflicted gas chamber
- Forced to transcribe Mike Tyson’s deposition explain how Don King ripped him off
- The DMV “Next Window, Please” Line-a-thon
- Life Sentence of your Mother reading your mail, first
- Drink a sixer and some coffee, then try to make it through “Titanic” without a restroom break
- Castration by emery board
- Front-Row Seats at Celine Dion’s “Tribute to Michael Bolton” concert
- The WB/UPN Torture
- Lethal injection of Cher’s perfume
- The Chinese Buffet Torture
- You’re booked as a guest on “Jerry Springer”, and they give you the middle chair.
- Fran Drescher in the next cell watching The 3 Stooges
And the Number 1 Modern Day Cruel and Unusual Punishment…
- Three Words: Don Knotts Tattoo
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CREDITS
Selected from 132 submissions from 50 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- R.M. Weiner, Somerville, MA — 1 (6th #1)
- Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA — 2, 3, 16, RU list name (Hat Trick!)
- Tony Hill, Minneapolis, MN — 3, 5 /
- Michael Wolf, Brookline, MA — 4
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 6, 15
- John Voigt, Chicago, IL — 7
- Matt Moore, Fresno, CA — 8
- Mark Schmidt, Santa Cruz, CA — 9, Topic
- Ed Brooksbank, Sacramento, CA — 10
- David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO — 11
- David Kass, Brooklyn, NY — 12
- Peg Warner, Exeter, NH — 13
- Randy Wohl, Ma’ale Adumim, Israel — 14
- Sam Evans, Charleston, SC — 16 /
- Matt Loiselle, Detroit, MI — 16
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA — Banner Tag
- Marilyn Manson, Los Angeles, CA — Ambience
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