The list for October 20, 1997
The Top 16 Little-Known Pop Music Facts
- Approximately 5% of people who visit the Hard Rock Cafe go there for the food.
- Bob Marley once confessed to shooting the deputy AND the sheriff, but, in a special government offer, only plead guilty to the lesser count of “jammin’.”
- Mariah Carey is not only a pop diva, she has her own Amway distributorship.
- Remarkably, the Grateful Dead NEVER did drugs, although Jerry Garcia did have a penchant for poppy seed bagels.
- The Turtles? Happier *apart*, actually.
- Contrary to popular belief, John Tesh’s music DOES NOT suck — Actually, what he performs cannot legally be classified as “music.”
- During performances, Tom Jones keeps Michael Jackson’s original nose in his pants.
- Marvin Gaye’s “Sexual Healing” was written in nineteen minutes after a particularly breathtaking tryst with then-British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher.
- Fiona Apple’s real name? Fiona Pomegranate!
- If all the Spice Girls CD’s sold so far were laid end-to-end, it would be pretty easy to run them over with my car.
- Old social cause of 60’s rockers: arms control. New social cause of 60’s rockers: bladder control.
- Rejected Spice Girl “Grotesque Spice” none other than Marilyn Manson.
- During the wedding ceremony of Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie, Elvis spun in his grave at a perfect 45 RPM.
- The Spice Girls? All transvestites, and Julliard grads, to boot!
- Early in their respective careers, Michael Jackson won the title, “King of Pop”, from Bobby Goldsboro in a poker game.
And the Number 1 Little-Known Pop Music Fact…
- Village Person “The Senator”? None other than Jesse Helms.
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CREDITS
Selected from 76 submissions from 27 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC — 1, 6 (2nd #1)
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA — 2
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA — 3
- Barbara Rush, Tulsa, OK — 3
- Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY — 4
- Hank Weilevy, Fairless Hills, PA — 5
- Matt Diamond, Holland, PA — 7
- Neil Schwartzman, Toronto, Canada — 8 (Rookie!)
- Alexander Clemens, San Francisco, CA — 9
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA — 10
- Yoram Puius, Bronx, NY — 11
- R.M. Weiner, Somerville, MA — 11
- Caroline Gennity, Virginia Beach, VA — 12
- Don Horton, Sacramento, CA — 13
- Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 14
- David Kass, Brooklyn, NY — 15
- Spike Jones, Atlanta, GA — 16
- Alan Smithee, Sugar Land, TX — Topic
- Lori Carmona, Manassas, VA — Banner Tag
- They Might Be Giants, Brooklyn, NY — Ambience
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