The list for March 11, 1998
The Top 16 Little-Known Oscar Nominations
- Best Imitation of Acting by a Bad Martial Artist — Steven Seagal
- Best Grip — Monica Lewinsky
- Breast Supporting Actress — Demi Moore
- Actor Slammed Most Often in a Top Five List — Pauly Shore
- Largest Ego Squeezed Onto a Movie Set — Val Kilmer
- Best Animated Film With No Plans for a Subsequent National Tour With “On Ice” After Its Name — no nominations this year
- Best Use of Erect Nipples in a Feature Length Film to Draw Attention from Face — Helen Hunt, “As Good As It Gets”
- Best Performance by a Baldwin or Wayans — Alec (again)
- Best Performance in a Romance — Pamela Anderson Lee; Best Animated Long Feature — Tommy Lee
- Best Performance by a Frosty Bobbing Cadaver — Colin Winthorpe, “Titanic”
- Best Occupation for Your Character When Playing Opposite A Babe — Leonardo DiCaprio’s nude sketch artist, “Titanic”
- Fastest to be Dumped When Boyfriend Reached Stardom — Minnie Driver, by Matt Damon
- Most Thorough Research by an Actor Who May Someday Play a Cowering Pretty-Boy Cellmate — Robert Downey, Jr.
- Special “American Gigolo” Award — James Brolin
- Vocal Performance from a Movie Soundtrack That Most Makes One Envious of Those Who Drowned in the Film Because They Never Had to Hear This Overdramatic Crap Over and Over and Over — Celine Dion, “Titanic”
And the Number 1 Little-Known Oscar Nomination…
- Fullest Monty — Dirk Diggler, “Boogie Nights”
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CREDITS
Selected from 110 submissions from 42 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Peg Warner, Exeter, NH — 1 (4th #1)
- John Voigt, Chicago, IL — 2, 15
- Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY — 3
- Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA — 4, 7
- Annie Fisher, Philadelphia, PA — 5
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA — 6
- Jay Allen, Long Beach, CA — 8
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA — 8
- Beth Kohl, Chicago, IL — 8, 10
- Jon Litfin, Columbus, OH — 9 (Rookie!)
- John Treusch, Burlington, NJ — 11
- Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA — 12, Banner Tag
- David W. James, Los Angeles, CA — 12
- Matt Loiselle, Detroit, MI — 12
- Kim Moser, New York, NY — 13
- Randy Wohl, Ma’ale Adumim, Israel — 14, 16
- W.R., Cambodia — Topic
- Missing Persons, Los Angeles, CA — Ambience
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