Little Known GM Labor Union Requests

The list for July 28, 1998
The Top 13 Little Known
GM Labor Union Requests

  1. More skin on “Buffy the Vampire Slayer.”

  2. Summers off with pay, like the schoolteachers get.

  3. 10% discount at local Honda dealer.

  4. Bidets in the men’s room. Hey, even manly men like to be fresh and clean!

  5. Mahogany stir sticks for the gin & tonic dispenser.

  6. Worker’s comp for really wicked hangovers.

  7. Second cookie and glass of milk before nap time.

  8. Each line worker allowed 3 random acts of sabotage annually.

  9. 50 cents more an hour, job security, and someone to invent a fat-free rice cake that doesn’t taste like crap.

  10. “Casual Sex Fridays”

  11. Half day off any time the Top 5 List mentions the word “penis.”

  12. Just for fun, every tenth car gets an inflatable doll in place of the air bag.
And the Number 1 Little Known GM Labor Union Request…

  1. More hugs, dammit!
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CREDITS
Selected from 98 submissions from 35 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:

  • Alexander Clemens, San Francisco, CA — 1 (5th #1)
  • Paul Seaburn, Houston, TX — 2
  • Dave Henry, Slidell, LA — 3, 11
  • M.J. Finan, Cleveland, OH — 4, 12
  • Matt Chaput, Calgary, Alberta, Canada — 5, 13
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 6, 11 (Hall of Famer)
  • David W. James, Los Angeles, CA — 7 (Hall of Famer)
  • Gregory Swarthout, Murray, UT — 8
  • Matt Loiselle, Detroit, MI — 9
  • Ed Brooksbank, Sacramento, CA — 10
  • Spike Jones, Atlanta, GA — 10, Topic
  • Jeff Downey, Raleigh, NC — 11
  • Paul Paternoster, Los Altos Hills, CA — 11 (Hall of Famer)
  • Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA — 11, Banner (Hall of Famer)
  • Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA — 11, RU List Name
  • John Voigt, Chicago, IL — 11, Topic (Hall of Famer)
  • Chris White, New York, NY — List owner/editor
  • The Cars, Boston, MA — Ambience
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