The list for July 28, 1998
The Top 13 Little Known
GM Labor Union Requests
GM Labor Union Requests
- More skin on “Buffy the Vampire Slayer.”
- Summers off with pay, like the schoolteachers get.
- 10% discount at local Honda dealer.
- Bidets in the men’s room. Hey, even manly men like to be fresh and clean!
- Mahogany stir sticks for the gin & tonic dispenser.
- Worker’s comp for really wicked hangovers.
- Second cookie and glass of milk before nap time.
- Each line worker allowed 3 random acts of sabotage annually.
- 50 cents more an hour, job security, and someone to invent a fat-free rice cake that doesn’t taste like crap.
- “Casual Sex Fridays”
- Half day off any time the Top 5 List mentions the word “penis.”
- Just for fun, every tenth car gets an inflatable doll in place of the air bag.
And the Number 1 Little Known GM Labor Union Request…
- More hugs, dammit!
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CREDITS
Selected from 98 submissions from 35 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Alexander Clemens, San Francisco, CA — 1 (5th #1)
- Paul Seaburn, Houston, TX — 2
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA — 3, 11
- M.J. Finan, Cleveland, OH — 4, 12
- Matt Chaput, Calgary, Alberta, Canada — 5, 13
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 6, 11 (Hall of Famer)
- David W. James, Los Angeles, CA — 7 (Hall of Famer)
- Gregory Swarthout, Murray, UT — 8
- Matt Loiselle, Detroit, MI — 9
- Ed Brooksbank, Sacramento, CA — 10
- Spike Jones, Atlanta, GA — 10, Topic
- Jeff Downey, Raleigh, NC — 11
- Paul Paternoster, Los Altos Hills, CA — 11 (Hall of Famer)
- Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA — 11, Banner (Hall of Famer)
- Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA — 11, RU List Name
- John Voigt, Chicago, IL — 11, Topic (Hall of Famer)
- Chris White, New York, NY — List owner/editor
- The Cars, Boston, MA — Ambience
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