The list for February 6, 1997
The Top 15 Lesser Known Saints

  1. Saint Orenthal the Slayer, Patron Saint of the E! Channel

  2. Saint Consuela of the Macarena, Patron Saint of Those With 2 Left Feet

  3. Saint Ed of Berkeley, Patron Saint of Flakey-but-Sensitive New Age Guys

  4. Saint Cletus, Patron Saint of Rifle Racks and Pickup Trucks

  5. Saint Misbehavin’, Patron Saint of Jazz

  6. Saint Pamela, Patron Saint of Silicone Enhancement

  7. Saint Francis the Sissy, Provider of Comfortable Shoes

  8. Saint Fergie, Patron Saint of Bad Fashion

  9. Saint Otis of Mayberry

  10. Saint Bill, the Assimilator

  11. Saint Tanya, Patron Saint of Webmasters and Part-Time Models

  12. Saint Rupaul, Patron Saint of Rude Surprises

  13. Saint John, the Endowed

  14. Saint Bob, the Perpetually Flatulent
And the Number 1 Lesser Known Saint…

  1. Saint Elmo, the Ticklish
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CREDITS
Selected from 122 submissions from 47 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:

  • Steve Hurd, San Ramon, CA — 1, 6 (7th #1)
  • Peg Warner, Derry, NH — 1 (2nd #1)
  • Jennifer Bieneman, Grand Rapids, MI — 2
  • Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN — 3, 7
  • Jeffrey House, Detroit, MI — 4
  • Greg Sadosuk, Fairfax, VA — 5
  • Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD — 5
  • Bill Gray, Waterloo, Ontario, Canada — 8
  • Paul Paternoster, Redwood City, CA — 9
  • Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA — 10, 14
  • Duncan Carling, San Francisco, CA — 11
  • Gregory Swarthout, Murray, UT — 12
  • Jeff Downey, Raleigh, NC — 12
  • Marianne Tatom, Austin, TX — 13
  • Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA — 14
  • Jason Anderson, Birmingham, AL — 15
  • Matt Diamond, Holland, PA — 15
  • Caroline Gennity, Virginia Beach, VA — Topic
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