Lesser-Known Barbie Dolls

The list for July 11, 1996

The Top 20 Lesser-Known Barbie Dolls

Table Dancer Misty
Dr. Chrissie — Despite the Ph.D. in mathematics, when you pull her cord she says “Fashion modelling is hard work.”
Ralph – mechanic at Barbie’s Dream Garage who works on Barbie’s Dream Corvette
Barfie, Barbie’s bulimic friend
Dr. Liftandtuck
The Blowfish (Oops! Those are lesser-known friends of HOOTIE!)
Minimum-Wage Barbie (includes fast food uniform and pimples)
East Village Ellen (includes blue & orange hair, several tattoos, and jewelry for ears, nose, eyebrows, tongue, navel, etc.)
Blue Collar Barbie (includes lunch pail, UAW membership, and protective goggles)
Trailerpark Tanya, Barbie’s white trash cousin (includes unemployed ex-husband, Jeff)
Unindicted Co-Conspirator Barbie
Uncircumcised Ken (in Spandex Biker Shorts)
Binge’n’Purge Bambi
Iowa Barbie (includes love handles, double chin and purple stretch pants – Iowa K-Mart sold separately)
Hollywood Hugh (includes BMW)
Pool Boy Brandon
O.B.G.Y.N. Joe
L.A.P.D. Officer Andy with Kung Fu Grip and Club Swingin’ Arm Action
Long Dong Ken (anatomically correct… and how!)

And the Number 1 Lesser-Known Barbie Dolls…

CREDITS

Selected from 139 submissions by 52 contributors.

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