Least Successful Toy Action Figures

The list for July 29, 1998
The Top 14 Least Successful
Toy Action Figures

  1. Wayne, the Uptight White Guy, with Bionic Ass-Clench!

  2. Ernest Hemingway "Action Author" figure complete with whiskey bottle, shotgun and removable skull cap

  3. AgnosticMan — with his powerful Rational Skepticism Ray

  4. Al Gore — now with movable eyelids!

  5. Sally the Conscientious Objector

  6. Dirk Diggler, Man of Action — "That’s no rifle, kid!"

  7. Hank the Plumber — with super skid mark action!

  8. Larry the Leper (appendages sold separately)

  9. Middle-Age Balding Insurance-Selling Ninja

  10. Buzz LightBeer

  11. Ted Bundy — with Gasp ‘n Croak grip

  12. Joel Rosenberg, the Fighting Rabbi — with "My First Bris" playset

  13. Nigel the Soccer Hooligan — Smells like real urine!
And the Number 1 Least Successful Toy Action Figure…

  1. OB/G.Y.Joe
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CREDITS
Selected from 127 submissions from 47 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:

  • Paul Seaburn, Houston, TX — 1 (4th #1)
  • Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC — 2
  • Jason Anderson, Birmingham, AL — 2, 14
  • Keith Martin, Atlanta, GA — 3, 13
  • Mark Weiss, Austin, TX — 4
  • John Gennity, Woodhaven, NY — 5
  • Kevin Freels, Sun Valley, CA — 6
  • Martell Stroup, Boston, MA — 7
  • John Voigt, Chicago, IL — 8
  • Craig Stacey, Lisle, IL — 9
  • Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA — 10
  • Bob Mader, Knoxville, TN — 11
  • Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA — 12
  • Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC — Topic
  • Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA — Runner Up List Name
  • Nathan Hansar, Australia — Banner tag
  • Chris White, New York, NY — List owner/editor
  • New Toys, Houston, TX — Ambience
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