The list for July 29, 1998
The Top 14 Least Successful
Toy Action Figures
Toy Action Figures
- Wayne, the Uptight White Guy, with Bionic Ass-Clench!
- Ernest Hemingway "Action Author" figure complete with whiskey bottle, shotgun and removable skull cap
- AgnosticMan — with his powerful Rational Skepticism Ray
- Al Gore — now with movable eyelids!
- Sally the Conscientious Objector
- Dirk Diggler, Man of Action — "That’s no rifle, kid!"
- Hank the Plumber — with super skid mark action!
- Larry the Leper (appendages sold separately)
- Middle-Age Balding Insurance-Selling Ninja
- Buzz LightBeer
- Ted Bundy — with Gasp ‘n Croak grip
- Joel Rosenberg, the Fighting Rabbi — with "My First Bris" playset
- Nigel the Soccer Hooligan — Smells like real urine!
And the Number 1 Least Successful Toy Action Figure…
- OB/G.Y.Joe
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CREDITS
Selected from 127 submissions from 47 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Paul Seaburn, Houston, TX — 1 (4th #1)
- Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC — 2
- Jason Anderson, Birmingham, AL — 2, 14
- Keith Martin, Atlanta, GA — 3, 13
- Mark Weiss, Austin, TX — 4
- John Gennity, Woodhaven, NY — 5
- Kevin Freels, Sun Valley, CA — 6
- Martell Stroup, Boston, MA — 7
- John Voigt, Chicago, IL — 8
- Craig Stacey, Lisle, IL — 9
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA — 10
- Bob Mader, Knoxville, TN — 11
- Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA — 12
- Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC — Topic
- Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA — Runner Up List Name
- Nathan Hansar, Australia — Banner tag
- Chris White, New York, NY — List owner/editor
- New Toys, Houston, TX — Ambience
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