Least Popular Super Bowl Souvenirs

The list for January 26, 1998
The Top 15 Least Popular Super Bowl Souvenirs

  1. T-shirt with John Elway on front and Heimlich maneuver instructions on back

  2. Football-shaped Popeil pocket burrito defroster

  3. “Cheez-Whiz” (contains Packers’ drug test urine samples)

  4. Bartlett’s Familiar AFC Excuses

  5. “Slab-O-Real-Cheddar” mouse pad

  6. “Bronco Chips”

  7. Smiling Bill Romanowski water pistol

  8. The Bud Light “Bladder Buster” 40 oz. beer cup

  9. Autographed John Elway Jumbo Toothbrush

  10. Franklin Mint Official Jim Kelly NFL Title Ring Collection and Marv Levy Lucky Rabbit Foot

  11. The “Slightly Runny Brie” cheesehead

  12. Protective Cup O’ Noodles

  13. Commemorative John Madden Nostril Hairs in a Phlegm Gravy Boat

  14. Official Presidential anatomically correct giant foam “We’re Number One” indicator
And the Number 1 Least Popular Super Bowl Souvenir…

  1. Scratch ‘n’ sniff “We Cut The Cheese!” Bronco victory T-shirt
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CREDITS
Selected from 85 submissions from 31 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:

  • Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN — 1 (7th #1)
  • Annie Fisher, Philadelphia, PA — 1, 5 (1st #1!)
  • Randy Wohl, Ma’ale Adumim, Israel — 2, 4, 10
  • Alexander Clemens, San Francisco, CA — 3
  • Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY — 5
  • Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD — 6
  • Don Swain, Pontiac, MI — 6
  • Hank Weilevy, Fairless Hills, PA — 7
  • Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA — 8
  • Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA — 9, 13
  • Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA — 10
  • Doug Johnson, Santa Cruz, CA — 11, 15, Topic
  • David Kass, Brooklyn, NY — 12
  • Kim Moser, New York, NY — 14
  • Nathan Hansar, Australia — Banner Tag
  • The Motown Super Bowl Halftime Show, San Diego, CA — Ambience
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