The list for May 8, 2013
The Top 16 Least Popular Mother’s Day Gifts
- personal invitation to participate in a threeway with Dad and his secretary
- bacon-scented flowers
- a humor list entitled "The Top 25 Ways You Totally F%$ked Up Your Kids"
- Sir Mix-A-Lot radio dedication
- that pony she never got as a child
- Outward Bound weekend with her mother-in-law
- gift card for an oral pedicure from the Foot Fetish of America Club
- kneepads
- paternity test results indicating that "Dad" is not your biological father
- gift card for a perineal revitalization
- Mr. Snore — now with subwoofers!
- varicose vein decorating kit
- FTD’s "Ricin’ Shine Bouquet"
- lifetime memberships to Weight Watchers, Jenny Craig *and* Curves
- romantic evening with Dad at the NHL finals
And the Number 1 Least Popular Mother’s Day Gift…
- toddler’s handprint art, newly upholstered couch edition
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CREDITS
Selected from 89 submissions from 32 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Stephanie Landes, Findlay, OH — 1 (14th #1)
- Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA — 2
- Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — 3
- Shaune R. Stark, Cedar Park, TX — 3
- David Kass, Queens, NY — 4, 15
- Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY — 5
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA — 6
- Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA — 7
- Mark Weiss, Austin, TX — 8
- Jeremy Shelley, Possum Trot, KY — 9
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA — 10
- Kevin Dopart, Washington, DC — 11
- Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 12
- Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 13
- Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 14
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ — 16
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT — Banner Tag
- Adrienne Commeree, Olympia, WA — Topic
- Chris White, Olympia, WA — List owner/editor
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